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Postby Wulfespinndel » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:13 pm

I JUST TORE MY FIRST PHONE BOOK IN HALF TODAY

MY ARMS...THEY FEEL HARD AS IRON RIGHT NOW, HAD TO FLEX IT IN THE MIRROR. AAGGGHHHH, I FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW. SELF-ESTEEM LEVELS ARE SO HIGH.

SERIOUSLY, JUST TEARING IT APART, THE FEELING YOU HAVE ON YOUR MUSCLES AND YOUR CORE, LETTING OUT THAT SCREAM.

SHIT

I NEED ANOTHER PHONEBOOK GOD DAMMIT. THIS TIME A 4-INCH.
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Postby Blood Lord » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:24 pm

pics plz.

Not for proof, but that I find it cool and amusing when people can do this. Congrads!
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Postby Mir@k » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:30 pm

Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you are so hardcore maneeeeeeeeeeEeeee3ga
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Postby Exodis » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:58 pm

PROOF! I want some phone-book-ripping action!
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:26 am

Blood Lord wrote:pics plz.

Not for proof, but that I find it cool and amusing when people can do this. Congrads!


Just pics, but let me dig it out from my trash first.
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Postby Panty Anarchy » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:12 am

wow you are honestly the coolest person in the universe
i am swooning right now
i am on the floor in a heated fluster because my vagina is just so wet right now
i can barely contain myself
i must have you right now
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:13 am

Ok, here they are (big images):
http://imageshack.us/a/img266/9585/imga0001r.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7169/imga0002lc.jpg

Although it may look small (1 inch thick) the way the phone book was created made tearing it in half quite difficult. I had much tension on my arms because it wouldn't stay straight, so it always keeps flopping. The size of the phone book also made gripping quite a hassle, so you have to position your hand differently at some point.

Oh yeah, it was the 135th birthday of the phone book two days ago, so this was kind of a belated occasion.
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Postby Panty Anarchy » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:15 am

you are a king amongst men
the messiah
you were destined for great, unimaginable things
you will bed hundreds of luscious women
and make every man in the galaxy jealous
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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:09 am

Next time, rip it with only one hand.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:15 am

next time use your butt cheeks
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Postby Q.U. » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:20 am

Rosso Rose wrote:Ok, here they are (big images):
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Although it may look small (1 inch thick) ...

Stopped reading there and laughed.

1 inch isn't that bad, some guys have it worse.
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Postby Mathias » Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:57 am

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Postby Yog » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:26 am

Everyone knows a real man can rip a phone book with one hand.

Duh.

Common knowledge.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:27 am

That show…was so ridiculous. I remember it being on late at night
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Mathias » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:28 am

Name something by John K. that isn't ridiculous.
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Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:30 am

Precisely.
I still haven't found a torrent of the show.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:35 am

I dunno who John K is, but in my mind he's now responsible for every ridiculous cartoon
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Yog » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:38 am

The only thing I ever watched by him was The Ren and Stimpy Show.
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Postby Rival » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:01 am

Hiryu wrote:Precisely.
I still haven't found a torrent of the show.

http://bitsnoop.com/the-ripping-friends ... 62413.html
http://torrage.com/torrent/4150CE076FB9 ... B5.torrent

Haven't downloaded it, I don't really like most of John K's stuff, but torrent seems legit, proper filenames, file number and size.

It's old though probably will be a slow download.
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Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:06 am

Sweet titties, thanks.
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Postby Blood Lord » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:05 am

Rosso Rose wrote:Ok, here they are (big images):
http://imageshack.us/a/img266/9585/imga0001r.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7169/imga0002lc.jpg

Although it may look small (1 inch thick) the way the phone book was created made tearing it in half quite difficult. I had much tension on my arms because it wouldn't stay straight, so it always keeps flopping. The size of the phone book also made gripping quite a hassle, so you have to position your hand differently at some point.

Oh yeah, it was the 135th birthday of the phone book two days ago, so this was kind of a belated occasion.


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Postby Zelosse » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:11 pm

My penis ripped a phonebook in half. I'd take a picture but no camera can stand the greatness of it.
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Postby Grey » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:59 pm

do it in front of chicks
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Postby Grey » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:59 pm

they dig that shit
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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:46 pm

John K?
Oh the guy that does a few of those Adult Swim commericals
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