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Bellorosso del Fiore
PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:13 pm 
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I JUST TORE MY FIRST PHONE BOOK IN HALF TODAY

MY ARMS...THEY FEEL HARD AS IRON RIGHT NOW, HAD TO FLEX IT IN THE MIRROR. AAGGGHHHH, I FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW. SELF-ESTEEM LEVELS ARE SO HIGH.

SERIOUSLY, JUST TEARING IT APART, THE FEELING YOU HAVE ON YOUR MUSCLES AND YOUR CORE, LETTING OUT THAT SCREAM.

SHIT

I NEED ANOTHER PHONEBOOK GOD DAMMIT. THIS TIME A 4-INCH.

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pics plz.

Not for proof, but that I find it cool and amusing when people can do this. Congrads!

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PROOF! I want some phone-book-ripping action!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:26 am 
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Blood Lord wrote:
pics plz.

Not for proof, but that I find it cool and amusing when people can do this. Congrads!


Just pics, but let me dig it out from my trash first.

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wow you are honestly the coolest person in the universe
i am swooning right now
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Ok, here they are (big images):
http://imageshack.us/a/img266/9585/imga0001r.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7169/imga0002lc.jpg

Although it may look small (1 inch thick) the way the phone book was created made tearing it in half quite difficult. I had much tension on my arms because it wouldn't stay straight, so it always keeps flopping. The size of the phone book also made gripping quite a hassle, so you have to position your hand differently at some point.

Oh yeah, it was the 135th birthday of the phone book two days ago, so this was kind of a belated occasion.

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Next time, rip it with only one hand.

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next time use your butt cheeks

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Rosso Rose wrote:
Ok, here they are (big images):
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Although it may look small (1 inch thick) ...

Stopped reading there and laughed.

1 inch isn't that bad, some guys have it worse.

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Everyone knows a real man can rip a phone book with one hand.

Duh.

Common knowledge.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:27 am 
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That show…was so ridiculous. I remember it being on late at night

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Name something by John K. that isn't ridiculous.
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Precisely.
I still haven't found a torrent of the show.

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I dunno who John K is, but in my mind he's now responsible for every ridiculous cartoon

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The only thing I ever watched by him was The Ren and Stimpy Show.
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Hiryu wrote:
Precisely.
I still haven't found a torrent of the show.

http://bitsnoop.com/the-ripping-friends ... 62413.html
http://torrage.com/torrent/4150CE076FB9 ... B5.torrent

Haven't downloaded it, I don't really like most of John K's stuff, but torrent seems legit, proper filenames, file number and size.

It's old though probably will be a slow download.

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Rosso Rose wrote:
Ok, here they are (big images):
http://imageshack.us/a/img266/9585/imga0001r.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7169/imga0002lc.jpg

Although it may look small (1 inch thick) the way the phone book was created made tearing it in half quite difficult. I had much tension on my arms because it wouldn't stay straight, so it always keeps flopping. The size of the phone book also made gripping quite a hassle, so you have to position your hand differently at some point.

Oh yeah, it was the 135th birthday of the phone book two days ago, so this was kind of a belated occasion.


Cool. South King, are you from Washington?

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My penis ripped a phonebook in half. I'd take a picture but no camera can stand the greatness of it.

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John K?
Oh the guy that does a few of those Adult Swim commericals

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