And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Princess » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:41 am

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:41 am

Fuck


But

The thread

It makes me remember the love I had

I was in love

And my heart was shattered fuck

God

Ugh

I just. I need to go to sleep.

I need to stop thinking about. About her.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:42 am

AndI got beef jerky I'm as happy as a pig in ud
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Fievel » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:42 am

Princess Stuff wrote:PUPPIES CAN CURE EVERYTHING

Really? Hmmmm.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:42 am

mmmm. beef jerky
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:42 am

I'm forcing myself off damn it

Good night guys
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:43 am

what does that mean?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:44 am

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:45 am

I'm going to sleep.

For once in a long time, I need to numb myself to go to sleep.

So I'm logging off for the night.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:47 am

That doesn't sound healthy. Sorry if we brought you down
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:47 am

Yog wrote:I need to numb myself to go to sleep.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Love.Dreamer » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:49 am

Yog's writing pattern hurts my eyes as a designer, sweet lord.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:51 am

Love.Dreamer wrote:Yog's writing pattern hurts my eyes as a designer, sweet lord.

The constant use of pressing the enter button?
Yeah I just noticed that.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:54 am

Princess Stuff wrote:PUPPIES CAN CURE EVERYTHING

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:55 am

Talented cat
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:57 am

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Izanagi » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:58 am

your cat must secretly be a chiropractor.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:58 am

This cats like a tiny asian woman who stands on your back.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:01 am

wish my cat can do that, instead of just lying there using my head as hs head rest
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:02 am

Fall asleep on the couch.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:14 am

Male wrote:AndI got beef jerky I'm as happy as a pig in ud

I'd been thinking about beef jerky since this post. I have some now. mmmm
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:14 am

How much to get your cat to do that to me, Whatis?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Q.U. » Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:03 am

Tuor wrote:
Yog wrote:FUCK

QU WAS RIGHT

SHE USED ME GODDAMN IT

More than one person said that

But I think I was first.


Also, Yog. While I would advise you against calling up your ex again, I think I should give you a little warning for now.

Your new girlfriend. She is most likely looking for somebody to help her pull through. So unless she earns a lot more than you and seems to be managing bringing up her kid without you, she is most likely interested in you as a possible long term partner, I'm guessing she doesn't know that much about your mental situation, and believes you to have a stable job. Now correct me if I'm wrong, because I really don't know enough to tell. But while she is likely simply looking for a partner, there's always a chance she might try to hook you up. So, be a little wary of unprotected sex, since some women try to hook a guy with a child, and be wary of subscribing to legal obligations until you are sure you feel ready for it. I don't know how it works in the US exactly, but I once heard a woman could potentially force you to pay child support for a kid that isn't yours if you "assumed a fatherly role".

I don't want you to freak yourself out by convincing yourself that she is conspiring against you or anything like that. Just don't want to fall into the same pitfall again.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Rival » Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:09 am

Hey Stuff, based on this:
Princess Stuff wrote:OH MY GOSH A PIIIIIIIG!!!

I assume you watch Gravity Falls, so just wanted to let you know that the torrent for the new episode is out:
http://kat.ph/gravity-falls-113-boss-ma ... 97980.html

Small filesize, decent quality.

You can watch it with the puppy.
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