I've always hated clowns.

That movie didn't help.

But it did make golf tolerable to poke fun at.

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"It's such a fine line between clever and stupid."

The Chronometal Wars, a fan-fiction taking place in the PPGD Universe. Catastrophe is the only certainty.

my fellow Snafuricans

for too long now you have been kept under the boot of the elite, made to harvest the toe jam of discontent and spread it across the burnt toast of your misery. yet i say let the toast burn no more!

i believe in a snafu that is the snafu that dozens of snafuricans believe in. the real snafu with opportunities for all to rise to the top like the cream of the crop.

ignore the words of warbear, valhallen and tuor: they speak only malicious lies. when you hang from a cliff and reach for their extended hand: you will find only their sweaty balls in your palm. balls that sweat because of the enormous pressure that being most likeable mod can bring. rest soundly, my brothers and sisters, know that my balls shall be dry with determination and a stoic severity. know also, dear friends, that i have a prehensile penis: a genetic feature with a myriad of uses and just one of the countless ways you can be sure that i am the man for the job.

so rise, my creamy brethren and vote as one for the man you know to be the only correct choice.

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

Goddamnit, Grey.

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I knew I voted for the right man.

It's you on the podium, and I'm guessing BR with the smug face. Who is the one on your left though? Looks familiar.

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It's an old picture of me.

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See, I thought it was. I looked at it and went: "Is that Tuor? But... he just said no to Tuor. I can understand why BR is there, but why would Grey put Tuor in as well while dissing him in his speech below?" Which is why I thought it might not be you.

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Wow, three way tie right now.

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

MY GOD THAT PICTURE.

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

Now you only need to get WB 4 more votes and the competition will be like the special Olympics. Everybody's a winner.

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You're welcome, Grey.

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

:3

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Come on, Valhallen.

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CAUTION: Would anyone tell me if I was getting stupider?

I hate you.

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

I TRIED, GREY. BUT THE VILLIANOUS HIRYU HAS UPPED THE ANTE, AGAIN!

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

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No.

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Insert the laugh here again.

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I don't mind

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Tuor and Grey are tied for the win. With a week to go, its still anyone's game.

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

tuor knows that i speak only the truth, as such i assume he would endorse me to win if he couldn't take it for himself.

if i win, he's gonna be my vice-most-likable-mod-of-2012

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

That's how they use to do it in the old days of electing Presidents in the US. The runner-up was pronounced the VP.

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Stufflikehearts - He is a Sith Lord. I love Blood Lord :3
Jeffffey - Blood, you look at the information someone says, look over what really happened, and reply in a way that makes them realize what they were really thinking.
Mythrrinthael - Blood Lord, our local expert in interpretation of The Grim Tales from Down Below!
Fievel - Numerous campaigns and conquests, countless bodies decaying after the abandonment of victorious battlefields. Such is the life of Blood Lord.
Dusk_Imp - Blood Lord is like a celebrity here. Everything he does is pure awesome. ALL HAIL BLOOD LORD
Doctress Who - Why couldn't there be a Blood Lord in every forum? It would make life so much easier.
Snafu's Mercypostle.

also it is to expected that hiryu would attempt to sabotage my rightful victory
he leads a rebel army, dedicated to ceasing my rise to glory

other suspected members include geomancer and malice kiotsu

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Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

for the record, i spoke tuors name in a moment of passion. i got carried away with mudslinging because it's fun. i can speak from experience and say his balls are dry and that he does not speak malicious lies. only little white lies.

i never lie, though.

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828

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I'm NORML and I VOTE
Soul Silver Friend Code: 0260-2900-0828