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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:16 am 
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He was on for a bit yesterday and on his birthday.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:38 am 
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Against my better judgement i went to bed at 12am and of course at around 5 am my body woke up on its own. The weather is also acting up. The day before yesterday and the one before that was very pleasantly warm, but yesterday was very cold out of nowhere, so i turned on the heater, but i think i really shouldn't have done that cuz i'm coughing a lot and my throat is itchy.

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Does that happen every time you turn it on or something? Cuz it sounds more like you're getting sick.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:09 am 
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Well i haven't really experimented enough to know if that's the case. Sister told me i would get sick if i left it on the entire night, but i fell asleep. So maybe i'm getting sick because i left it on.. Also, my bed is against my room's window (which means my head usually rests near to it), and because of the weather outside the crystal gets quite cold to the point that it chills the air inside my room. I think it was that; receiving cold air on my head while warm air was being propelled to my legs and feet probably was not very good for my body.

I have an allergy to dust and humidity. I hadn't used the heater in a while so i'd like to think the dust collected on the backside was propelled to my room once the fans started rotating and started fucking me up.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:02 am 
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There's really nothing about a heater itself that would make you sick, but the dust part might be what happened.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:28 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:33 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:42 am 
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Look what the lack of it is doing to you, you're extremely aggressive.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:53 am 
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Warbear you are well fucked and far from home nigga get some rest

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:11 pm 
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Hmmmmmm so youll be able to play in 2 years?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:34 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:29 pm 
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Do you like Patricia Cornwell? She has a nice set of little crime/thriller like books.

Never read her stuff, and to be honest when I read crime novels I rather read something more Noirish.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:33 pm 
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I never realized how funny the first page of this thread is.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:56 pm 
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Título: El retrato oval
Autor: Alan Rejón (adaptación de cuento a obra de teatro)

Personajes:
Pedro.
El Señor.
El Pintor.
La Joven.

PRIMER ACTO.

El criado aparece en escena, con su brazo rompe el vidrio de la ventana y con su abrazo alcanza la perilla y abre la puerta, solo una leve luz entra por la ventana.

Pedro: Pase señor, deje de mojarse en esa tormenta del demonio. El señor entra a escena sacudiéndose.
Señor: ¡Diablos! Mi saco se ha arruinado.
Pedro: Señor ¿No cree que nos vayamos a meter en problemas por haber entrado sin permiso a esta mansión?
Señor: No te preocupes querido amigo, mañana por la mañana le dejaremos una nota y dinero al dueño explicándole nuestro infortunio, el entenderá, juzgando por la fachada los habitantes son gente con un gusto artístico exquisito… ¡Mira esas pinturas!

El señor se acerca rápidamente para contemplar las pinturas que se encuentran en la pared.

Pedro: Usted sabe que yo no entiendo de esas cosas y sinceramente señor este lugar me da escalofríos; Por fuera el castillo parece como si hubiera estado abandonado por un buen tiempo, y por dentro está tan limpio y cuidado, es muy extraño.
Señor: Tú y tus tontas supersticiones, no te preocupes Pedro, a lo mejor han contratado algún criado en un pueblo cercano para que mantenga todo en orden, mientras ve si buscas un candelabro en alguna de las habitaciones.

Pedro asiente y sale de escena.

Señor: Que hermosas pinturas.

El señor mira a su lado y ve como si fuera una aparición el retrato de una bella mujer, él se acerca.

Señor: Oh, bella, bella joven mujer, dime ¿Quién eres? Humm, ¿Qué es lo que dice aquí? ¿Sera tu nombre bella mujer?(Acerca la cara para poder distinguir las letras) “Era una joven de peregrina belleza, tan graciosa como amable que en mala hora amó al pintor y se desposo de él”.

FIN DEL PRIMER ACTO.

SEGUNDO ACTO

El lugar es el mismo, pero el viejo castillo que antes habíamos visto dentro de una tormenta, ahora está iluminado por un radiante sol.

Señor (Narrando): “El tenía un carácter apasionado, estudioso y austero, y había puesto en el arte sus amores.” El pintor y la joven entran a escena tomados de la mano, y se sientan en el piso.

Pintor: Amor mío, hemos pasado toda la mañana juntos, es hora de que regrese a mis pinturas.
Joven: Cariño creo que enloquezco por tu culpa, ahora siento celos de tus pinceles, pareciera que los amas más a ellos que a mí. ¿Estoy loca por envidiar tu trabajo? ¿Por sentirme engañada cuando estas pintando? No te quiero lejos de mí.
Pintor: No querida, no estás loca, estás enamorada.

El pintor y la joven se abrazan y se besan.

Señor (Narrando): “Ella joven, de rarísima belleza, no odiaba nada más que el arte, que era su rival, no temiendo más los pinceles que le arrebataban el amor de su adorado.”
Pintor: Mi amor, me gustaría hacerte un cuadro, pintarte, retratarte y hacer tu belleza inmortal.
Señor (Narrando): “Terrible impresión causó a la dama oír al pintor hablar del deseo de retratarla.”
Joven (Asustada): ¿Yo? No, no creo.
Pintor: Por favor querida, serías mi obra maestra.
Joven: ¿Qué me has hecho? No puedo negarte nada amado, así que ve por tus instrumentos.

El pintor se levanta y sale de escena corriendo.

FINAL DEL SEGUNDO ACTO.

TERCER ACTO.

La joven está sentada con las manos cruzadas en un cómodo sillón, el pintor está sentado en una banca con su paleta y su pincel en la mano y un cuadro en blanco frente a él.

Pintor: Cierra los ojos amada, quiero que el color de ellos sea un secreto entre nosotros dos.
Joven: Me quedaré dormida, si tardas demasiado.
Pintor: No te preocupes esto será rápido.
Señor (Narrando): “El artista cifraba su gloria en su obra, que avanzaba de hora en hora, de día en día.”
Pintor: ¿Te has quedado dormida?
Joven: No mi amor, aun estoy contigo.
Señor (Narrando): “El hombre se perdía entre mil sueños, tanto que no notaba que la luz que penetraba tan lúgubremente por la ventana secaba lentamente la salud de su amada.”
Pintor: Ya estoy terminando cariño, solo le tengo que poner un poco de color a tus mejillas… (Le da los últimos toces a su obra) ¡Es hermosa querida! ¡Es hermosa! ¡Es la vida misma! ¿Mi amor, te has quedado dormida?

El pintor se acercó lentamente a su amada y la sacudió ligeramente para despertarla pero ella se dejo caer en el sillón.

Señor (Narrando): “Al final la pintura le había drenado el alma, la joven estaba muerta”.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:04 pm 
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I never realized how funny the first page of this thread is.

All because of me. /insert smugface here

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:45 pm 
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Hiryu was funnier :U

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but i was at home when i posted that

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:50 pm 
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Was that at me, Pabst or Warb?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:57 pm 
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Its fascinating how many pages a thread can hold, Whats the max?

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