And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:50 am

Thanks Tuor.

Weren't there like 3-4 different birthdays this week for people here? There was Archrival, ND, one other person, then me.

I want ND to post more...
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:02 am

Ya, I dunno where he went
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:16 am

He was on for a bit yesterday and on his birthday.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:38 am

Against my better judgement i went to bed at 12am and of course at around 5 am my body woke up on its own. The weather is also acting up. The day before yesterday and the one before that was very pleasantly warm, but yesterday was very cold out of nowhere, so i turned on the heater, but i think i really shouldn't have done that cuz i'm coughing a lot and my throat is itchy.
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Postby Riz » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:03 am

Does that happen every time you turn it on or something? Cuz it sounds more like you're getting sick.
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:09 am

Well i haven't really experimented enough to know if that's the case. Sister told me i would get sick if i left it on the entire night, but i fell asleep. So maybe i'm getting sick because i left it on.. Also, my bed is against my room's window (which means my head usually rests near to it), and because of the weather outside the crystal gets quite cold to the point that it chills the air inside my room. I think it was that; receiving cold air on my head while warm air was being propelled to my legs and feet probably was not very good for my body.

I have an allergy to dust and humidity. I hadn't used the heater in a while so i'd like to think the dust collected on the backside was propelled to my room once the fans started rotating and started fucking me up.
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Postby Riz » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:02 am

There's really nothing about a heater itself that would make you sick, but the dust part might be what happened.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Izanagi » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:28 am

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:33 am

You already asked that.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Izanagi » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:38 am

Not here I didn't, you massive jerkoff.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:42 am

Look what the lack of it is doing to you, you're extremely aggressive.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:53 am

Warbear you are well fucked and far from home nigga get some rest
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:00 pm

Oh look, a developer giveaway and there's almost 3k keys that aren't taken.
www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/so6E4/galactic-arms-race
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:11 pm

Hmmmmmm so youll be able to play in 2 years?
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Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:34 pm

More or less. But who am I to be picky about free stuff?
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:29 pm

Q.U. wrote:Do you like Patricia Cornwell? She has a nice set of little crime/thriller like books.

Never read her stuff, and to be honest when I read crime novels I rather read something more Noirish.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Princess » Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:33 pm

I never realized how funny the first page of this thread is.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:56 pm

Título: El retrato oval
Autor: Alan Rejón (adaptación de cuento a obra de teatro)

Personajes:
Pedro.
El Señor.
El Pintor.
La Joven.

PRIMER ACTO.

El criado aparece en escena, con su brazo rompe el vidrio de la ventana y con su abrazo alcanza la perilla y abre la puerta, solo una leve luz entra por la ventana.

Pedro: Pase señor, deje de mojarse en esa tormenta del demonio. El señor entra a escena sacudiéndose.
Señor: ¡Diablos! Mi saco se ha arruinado.
Pedro: Señor ¿No cree que nos vayamos a meter en problemas por haber entrado sin permiso a esta mansión?
Señor: No te preocupes querido amigo, mañana por la mañana le dejaremos una nota y dinero al dueño explicándole nuestro infortunio, el entenderá, juzgando por la fachada los habitantes son gente con un gusto artístico exquisito… ¡Mira esas pinturas!

El señor se acerca rápidamente para contemplar las pinturas que se encuentran en la pared.

Pedro: Usted sabe que yo no entiendo de esas cosas y sinceramente señor este lugar me da escalofríos; Por fuera el castillo parece como si hubiera estado abandonado por un buen tiempo, y por dentro está tan limpio y cuidado, es muy extraño.
Señor: Tú y tus tontas supersticiones, no te preocupes Pedro, a lo mejor han contratado algún criado en un pueblo cercano para que mantenga todo en orden, mientras ve si buscas un candelabro en alguna de las habitaciones.

Pedro asiente y sale de escena.

Señor: Que hermosas pinturas.

El señor mira a su lado y ve como si fuera una aparición el retrato de una bella mujer, él se acerca.

Señor: Oh, bella, bella joven mujer, dime ¿Quién eres? Humm, ¿Qué es lo que dice aquí? ¿Sera tu nombre bella mujer?(Acerca la cara para poder distinguir las letras) “Era una joven de peregrina belleza, tan graciosa como amable que en mala hora amó al pintor y se desposo de él”.

FIN DEL PRIMER ACTO.

SEGUNDO ACTO

El lugar es el mismo, pero el viejo castillo que antes habíamos visto dentro de una tormenta, ahora está iluminado por un radiante sol.

Señor (Narrando): “El tenía un carácter apasionado, estudioso y austero, y había puesto en el arte sus amores.” El pintor y la joven entran a escena tomados de la mano, y se sientan en el piso.

Pintor: Amor mío, hemos pasado toda la mañana juntos, es hora de que regrese a mis pinturas.
Joven: Cariño creo que enloquezco por tu culpa, ahora siento celos de tus pinceles, pareciera que los amas más a ellos que a mí. ¿Estoy loca por envidiar tu trabajo? ¿Por sentirme engañada cuando estas pintando? No te quiero lejos de mí.
Pintor: No querida, no estás loca, estás enamorada.

El pintor y la joven se abrazan y se besan.

Señor (Narrando): “Ella joven, de rarísima belleza, no odiaba nada más que el arte, que era su rival, no temiendo más los pinceles que le arrebataban el amor de su adorado.”
Pintor: Mi amor, me gustaría hacerte un cuadro, pintarte, retratarte y hacer tu belleza inmortal.
Señor (Narrando): “Terrible impresión causó a la dama oír al pintor hablar del deseo de retratarla.”
Joven (Asustada): ¿Yo? No, no creo.
Pintor: Por favor querida, serías mi obra maestra.
Joven: ¿Qué me has hecho? No puedo negarte nada amado, así que ve por tus instrumentos.

El pintor se levanta y sale de escena corriendo.

FINAL DEL SEGUNDO ACTO.

TERCER ACTO.

La joven está sentada con las manos cruzadas en un cómodo sillón, el pintor está sentado en una banca con su paleta y su pincel en la mano y un cuadro en blanco frente a él.

Pintor: Cierra los ojos amada, quiero que el color de ellos sea un secreto entre nosotros dos.
Joven: Me quedaré dormida, si tardas demasiado.
Pintor: No te preocupes esto será rápido.
Señor (Narrando): “El artista cifraba su gloria en su obra, que avanzaba de hora en hora, de día en día.”
Pintor: ¿Te has quedado dormida?
Joven: No mi amor, aun estoy contigo.
Señor (Narrando): “El hombre se perdía entre mil sueños, tanto que no notaba que la luz que penetraba tan lúgubremente por la ventana secaba lentamente la salud de su amada.”
Pintor: Ya estoy terminando cariño, solo le tengo que poner un poco de color a tus mejillas… (Le da los últimos toces a su obra) ¡Es hermosa querida! ¡Es hermosa! ¡Es la vida misma! ¿Mi amor, te has quedado dormida?

El pintor se acercó lentamente a su amada y la sacudió ligeramente para despertarla pero ella se dejo caer en el sillón.

Señor (Narrando): “Al final la pintura le había drenado el alma, la joven estaba muerta”.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:04 pm

Princess Stuff wrote:I never realized how funny the first page of this thread is.

All because of me. /insert smugface here
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:45 pm

Hiryu was funnier :U
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Postby Izanagi » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:27 pm

Mir@k wrote:Warbear you are well fucked and far from home nigga get some rest

but i was at home when i posted that
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:35 pm

that's what YOU think
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Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:50 pm

Mr. Sefrol wrote:Hiryu was funnier :U
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:51 pm

Riz wrote:that's what YOU think

Was that at me, Pabst or Warb?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:57 pm

I think Warbear
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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