And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:53 pm

Met a gorgeous girl today.

I got nervous and acted like a complete awkward fool.
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She laughed at my antics and found them cute.

then magically her phone number appeared on my palm...
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Postby Tuor » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:00 pm

Bahaha, nice man
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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:30 pm

Oh Japan~ You're so silly.
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:13 pm

I have a bottle of aguardiente that im about to down... anyone wanna chat about whatever?
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Postby Riz » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:13 pm

get more people and maybe.
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:16 pm

thats what im trying to do.

Initially i was trying to get my best friend on skype and just mess around but le wild GF apeared.
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Postby Riz » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:06 pm

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Postby NeoWarrior7 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:12 pm

Cool.
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Postby Tuor » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:52 pm

Mmmm, got my laptop back
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Postby Riz » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:56 pm

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Postby Princess » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:56 pm

I officially have a job. Full time, with benefits~


Paid vacation, sick, personal time. Paid breaks. I fucking made bank with this shit.


Also, I'm getting on Skype if anyone is interested in a chat.
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:59 pm

aguardiente os freaking awfull... but still half of the bottle down. Its not a big bottle anyway but is harsh stuff.
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Postby Morpheus » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:00 pm

Congratulations on the new job Stuff.
What are you working as?
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:02 pm

lets get tuor up in that bitch and chat.
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Postby Princess » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:03 pm

Right now I'm a cashier/stock person. But if I'm doing well, I get bumped up to shift manager. They said it could happen within two months.
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Postby NeoWarrior7 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:04 pm

Nice stuff.

I myself am interviewing tomorrow for a full time job, so here's hoping.
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:04 pm

nice catch
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Postby Princess » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:07 pm

I'm kinda excited because, basically, the first three months I'm in training. So they're not just throwing me into it and expecting me to know everything. Unlike my last job, which read my resume and saw I only did one job that was office work and expected me to know everything within two weeks. And half the crap I never did before. Those dicks.
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:09 pm

Princess Stuff wrote:Right now I'm a cashier/stock person. But if I'm doing well, I get bumped up to shift manager. They said it could happen within two months.

What company?
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Postby Princess » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:10 pm

Aldi.
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Postby Riz » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:10 pm

Aldi is great
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Postby Tuor » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:12 pm

Now Whatis will never deal with them
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Postby Princess » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:15 pm

The store beat Target in something, which floored me. I forget what it was, I think it was sales or something.
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Postby Riz » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:16 pm

Princess Stuff wrote:The store beat Target in something, which floored me. I forget what it was, I think it was sales or something.


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