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Postby Asmodai » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:39 am

(antique) RACIST VALENTINE CARDS! HAH!

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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Q.U. » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:57 am

Tell me where I can watch Wakfu online with eng subs and I'll post a racist US guide to foreigners and foreign countries.
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Mir@k » Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:25 am

>>/r/
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Grey » Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:16 pm

thank you, asmo

i will be printing some of these off and giving them to people
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Q.U. » Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:10 pm

Mir@k wrote:>>/r/

Can't. Banned.

And can't be bothered to proxy.
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Asmodai » Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:28 pm

Q.U. wrote:Tell me where I can watch Wakfu online with eng subs and I'll post a racist US guide to foreigners and foreign countries.

http://anilinkz.com/wakfu-episode-1

Or, if you want to download them in better quality: http://brotherhoodoftofuv2.tumblr.com/

Now give me that guide!
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Mir@k » Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:27 pm

that's extortion :U
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Asmodai » Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:32 pm

I believe you mean trading
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Q.U. » Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:06 pm

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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Whatis6times9 » Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:09 pm

Too bad I recognized the name of the writer, so I can't take it seriously.
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Q.U. » Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:42 pm

I'm afraid that if you're trying to take satire seriously you are doing it wrong.
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Whatis6times9 » Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:51 pm

Oh no, I can believe that there are Americans who would take it seriously, I'm just not one especially when I know who the writer is.
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Princess » Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:20 pm

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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Q.U. » Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:25 pm

I like that one more than the racist ones.
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Riz » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:22 pm

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not a v-day card per se but relevant.
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Princess » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:24 pm

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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Riz » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:29 pm

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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Whatis6times9 » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:33 pm

Trotsky and Castro are the two best.
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Princess » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:55 pm

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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Riz » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:00 pm

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Re: Valentine cards

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:17 pm

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that's a card that should be given by mail on a regular basis to someone you're already in a relationship with--preferably the same card that you take from them after they've begin to lose interest in it - not out of malice or anything, just the novelty wearing off - and then remail it, making clear that it is the same card by, I dunno, signing your name AGAIN. Hopefully this will at some point inspire them to mail it to you.

This card is a Spark Notes guide to an enduring relationship, provided you both keep interest in each other.

Fidelity through a joke strikes me as a bit romantic~
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Riz » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:20 pm

that is my favorite that I've seen and I do wish I could use it
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Riz » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:54 pm

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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Whatis6times9 » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:57 pm

Right to a 2x4.
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Re: Valentine cards

Postby Riz » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:17 pm

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most romantic one ever, everyone go home
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