Why not just go into the woods and shoot yourself... The animals will take care of the rest.

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Why not shoot myself in a school? HAZMAT will take care of it.


Oh that's right. Because if I'm going to kill myself I don't care where I do it.

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Escape will make me God.

that's the same thing that wutis was talking about.

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if you dont want to inconvenience anyone then suicide in a place where no one will fidn your body. :D

@Liz: I eyeballed soemthing about an oven and it being unpleasant so i figured he was not talkign about the same thing.

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he said that it was a modern-day replacement for that method.

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i did not need the additional explanation

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oh that's weird cuz it looked like you did

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No, what I was talking about was ovens used to use some of the same gasses that are used in exit bags because they knock you out without causing discomfort. It's lost on the modern era because people think that the ovens were turned on and not that the gasses used could kill you.

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CAUTION: Would anyone tell me if I was getting stupider?

What if you die right after shitting?I wish, my friend. I'll probably die like several members of the last 4 generations of my family. Cancer.

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even after you shit there's still shit left inside you

so remember

at any given time

you're always full of shit

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Before I turn 40.




I see what you did there.

proud of you.

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is the intestine really always full? like, literally full?

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not FULL no, I was exaggerating. but you do always have like 2-3 feet of shit in you.

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the large intestine alone is like 5ft

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Just get a boat and go out to sea and kill yourself there. Get some waves and sights before you die, no cop is going to be depressed at seeing yet another suicide, no family member has to discover you.

Also most people die alone. If you're in a hospital near the end of your life, you're probably dying alone (at least, you won't be dying with anyone you actually care about). You'll probably die in the middle of the night or on a table. And most of us here are dying in a hospital.

This thread is so much fun

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People are really bad about their medical decisions. Too many people die in ways they don't want to when it's completely preventable.

Most doctors die at home and forego risky surgeries even if it might postpone their life because they take quality of life into consideration.

Most people die at the hospital in pain and agony and a shell of their former self because they don't realize that quality of life matters more than longevity (after a certain point) and because family members are desperate to postpone the inevitable, also because people never leave behind anything expressing anything about what to do with them if they're incapacitated, so that leaves the choices to fall upon a family or spouse that may not be able to make the decision you actually want them to make, because you either didn't tell them or because there's no document binding them to a certain set of actions.

But death is fun.

That's why I plan on having a living will

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I've actually already written out a couple things following hard times. I know that at any given time I could get into an accident and become a vegetable or in a coma, so it's a nice thing to prepare for. If I were to become a vegetable, fuck that. Pull the plug. If I'm not myself or able to contribute to the world, I'm not gonna be kept alive just as a sack of meat. As for a coma, I give myself 6 months before doing the same. Again, I would rather die than be kept alive as a useless meat sack.

As for preferable cause of death, I'd say as a bomb destroying this one building I never liked and don't want to be in this world. And then confetti spreads fucking everywhere. Y'know, gotta make it at least a little festive.

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Best thread ever.

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idk most people here die at home with their family
i want the same

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I'm glad you all have so little faith in all powerful SCIENCE.

We'll all be robots in 50 years, just drag it out til then.
Well, we'll be robots or the robots will kill us, I give it 50/50, but hey, that's science.

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I see you took the green ending.

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