How do you want to die?

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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:28 pm

Hiryu dies after finding out he is severely allergic to kindness.
Escape will make me God.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Mir@k » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:25 pm

Not painful, more like annoying in the "stahp faghteen ahm pleyeen ahn ah can' heer da teeveeeeeeeee" sense.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Zelosse » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:53 pm

Come on guys, I'm with Hiryu, I mean I said that there was intention to body slam a killer bee nest for my final moments on this Earth. Why can't Crum die for science?
Why can't Hiryu die from being smothered with breasts?
Why can't Mir die from... Whatever it is will kill Mir 50 years from now.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Mir@k » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:26 pm

I don't see myself living past 50.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:28 pm

I'm going to die at the age of 43 by suicide.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Mir@k » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:29 pm

Method?
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:48 pm

I'm probably going to die of heart disease

my heart does this thing sometimes where it's like half a heartbeat. I can feel it when it happens and I saw it on a heartbeat monitor once.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:51 pm

Mir@k wrote:Method?

Hang myself or blow my brains out.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:55 pm

go with the cleaner method
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Mir@k » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:56 pm

First one is messy and second one painful wtf.
Use an exit bag instead.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:58 pm

hanging yourself isn't painful if you do it from height, cuz then you break your neck and it's all over.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:00 pm

I know how to do either without it hurting too bad. It's a matter of height, and placement of the rope for the hanging, and then just hitting the right spots with the gun.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:00 pm

I want that suicide roller coaster to be a real thing.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Mir@k » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:04 pm

But again these are painful options while you don't even feel a thing with an exit bag.
Well, you shouldn't at least.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:05 pm

also it's best to not leave a mess for someone else to clean up. that's pretty rude.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Tuor » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:05 pm

What is an exit bag?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:05 pm

Tuor wrote:What is an exit bag?

A bag you put over your head and fill with inert gas, it's the modern day sticking your head in the oven.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:06 pm

how long does it take? suffocation isn't pleasant.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:06 pm

They can fucking deal with it then. A little bit of bleach and water and no problem.



Use nitrogen gas. No pain then.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Tuor » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:07 pm

I suspect you pass out from fumes and then inhale the gas
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:07 pm

whenever I considered suicide I knew it would have to be clean cuz I wouldn't want to inconvenience anyone. pills would have been my method.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:08 pm

Pills, which make you vomit or shit all over yourself.


Death isn't clean. If you don't want to inconvenience people, don't kill yourself.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:10 pm

everyone shits themselves when they die.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:11 pm

Riz wrote:how long does it take? suffocation isn't pleasant.

It's different from drowning or choking because you can still breath. Also some gasses speed along the process, carbon monoxide in particular is quick acting, that's why people stuck their head in ovens back when we used coal gas instead of natural gas.

Yeah, there's no clean way to go out.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Mir@k » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:25 pm

I don't know what kind of exit bags that crazy nigga bear is talking about.

An exit bag as i know it is a gas mask or bag connected via tube to a small tank of helium.
You slightly open the helium tank while you are wearing the mask. Your lungs supposedly don't recognize the difference between oxigen and helium so you pass out after 1 or two minutes and die by asphixia shortly after, without you noticing.
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