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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:06 pm

My death shall occur via consumption of my physical form for use of an planet-wide AI. They use my brain as a template for it, but I am destroyed in the process.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:08 pm

I think the more important question is why are they using YOUR brain?
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:08 pm

out of anyone in the world?
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:43 pm

Because I have a very unique DNA combination, and am suicidal enough to volunteer for it?
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Zelosse » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:08 pm

Plenty of smarter and crazier people out there than you mate, I am really sorry to have to say that. You'd probably be part of the initial beta system to ensure it can be done.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:17 pm

DaCrum wrote:Because I have a very unique DNA combination, and am suicidal enough to volunteer for it?


I don't know which part to comment on
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Zelosse » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:23 pm

Comment on his wiener.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:29 pm

You asked me how I wanted to die, I told you how I wanted to die.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:55 pm

why do you think that your DNA is so unique when you have 99.9% similarity just like everyone else?
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:56 pm

I have a 99.9999999% similarity with MOST living creatures. It's not the most that counts. Duh.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:58 pm

DaCrum wrote:I have a 99.9999999% similarity with MOST living creatures. It's not the most that counts. Duh.

you are so wrong it's funny!! you share 98.5% with our closest relatives, chimps. you share like 50% with bananas.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby BeeAre » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:00 pm

i will make a point of my living will and testament that my body be cremated but my brain kept pickled or in cryogenic stasis and be one of the brains they use in experiments to reactivate said brain just out of curiosity as to whether or not I would experience the sensation of dying, and then suddenly be a brain in a jar somewhere, really confused until someone put me in a robot body

i put my brayn in a robaht bahdy, and there's a wor, rowbots versus humans. whose side am i on
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:01 pm

Join the dogs.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:01 pm

Riz: Well woop de fucking doo. You're right. Congratulations. Here's your consolation prize.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:03 pm

stick with music I'll handle the science
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:03 pm

Hilarious.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:04 pm

that wasn't a joke
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:05 pm

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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:13 pm

Not really.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:19 pm

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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Mir@k » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:19 pm

You guys are like my parents when i was 6 and they were mid divorce :c
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:21 pm

it doesn't mean we don't still love YOU, dear
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:22 pm

You people just can't let the boy have fun. "How you want to die" does not mean he has to be realistic about it.

That painful to watch, Mir?
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby DaCrum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:23 pm

No Hiryu, don't be sympathizing, then you'll actually be a good person!
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:25 pm

You're... Right.
What am I doi- OH GOD, MY SKIN! IT'S BURNING! KINDNESS IS KILLING ME!
IS THIS HOW I GO?!
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