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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

Moar like Protein, amirite?

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if you right click>play it makes him happy :3

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

I love everything about this.

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"But when one of it's baby chicks is in trouble, Momma comes a run'nin' and a squawkin and a run'nin''." -General Treistar

Eeeexcellent.

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or you can just CLICK his face

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Bleedcomics Staff Writer/Editor, , and Keeper of the Jar Brain of Secret President. RIP Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ U Wuz A REAL N***A!!!!!!!
"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ Warbear
Puff Most Epic.

but yes have left thread in background on so i can remind myself what i got to be

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Bleedcomics Staff Writer/Editor, , and Keeper of the Jar Brain of Secret President. RIP Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ U Wuz A REAL N***A!!!!!!!
"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ Warbear
Puff Most Epic.

As long they don't have mandatory drug tests for pokemon, you'll be okay.
Then again, they may not try to take your badges away, if you have a roid-achu at your side.

My wife won't stop giggling at it.

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"But when one of it's baby chicks is in trouble, Momma comes a run'nin' and a squawkin and a run'nin''." -General Treistar

And chop a year-worth of firewood.

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I opened this thread in the middle of class

I regret nothing

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=D

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

I kind of did the same thing

Except in work just now.

Then my co worked turned around and saw the gif.

Her: "Was that a big buff Pikachu...?"

Me: "Maybe...? :'D"

Her: "That was the coolest damn thing I've seen today!"

And now we can't stop laughing.

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I GOT 'DEM HUMPS.
Doctress Who:You can be my Brony bitch ;D
Droctress Who:Jas, would you like me to make you a sandwich?
JesusChrist: Well if you insist Jasthn I'll use it with you. Spread them cheeks
Tragedy_and_Comedy: Jas is about as dangerous as a kitten.
Blood Lord:I hit your dog with mah truck. :3
Lenore Celestalis:*jumps on your back* weee~
Come check out my story in the Literature Thread. Update? It is true!
I also doodle quite a lot. Check out my art thread here!

in my case my schoolmate just said "what the fuck is that" and kept on walking.

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This is honestly one of the funniest gifs I've ever seen. Ever.

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Mir@k: Exodis is the little kid of the forum, compared to everyone else.
Grey: From now on i will call you eggy because i don't like x but ex sounds like eggs. i like eggs.
Yog: Exodis, your manner of speech and the way you conduct yourself is beginning to evolve to the point where I'm starting to like you.
Snafu's Birthday-Thread Poster

If you press right-click>play a lot of times, it'll sound like a bar fight with dubstep in the background.

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Mir@k: Exodis is the little kid of the forum, compared to everyone else.
Grey: From now on i will call you eggy because i don't like x but ex sounds like eggs. i like eggs.
Yog: Exodis, your manner of speech and the way you conduct yourself is beginning to evolve to the point where I'm starting to like you.
Snafu's Birthday-Thread Poster

Damn it people, this isnt a gif, its a swf!

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what you mean "people" >[ everyone else knew it was a swf

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

I come here for my daily dose of macho.

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the bass with their walking baselines in the 70's were spectacular. Is it weird that I don't have any interest in learning the standard guitar like most dudes do, but I would love to learn the bass? Because. It seems cooler to me. :X

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Bleedcomics Staff Writer/Editor, , and Keeper of the Jar Brain of Secret President. RIP Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ U Wuz A REAL N***A!!!!!!!
"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ Warbear
Puff Most Epic.

Bassists get all the ladies, don't let them tell you different

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when I worked in the Brookstone in the DFW International Airport in terminal D (which is, no shit, one of the most advanced, future-town airport terminals in existence), we had several 70's compilation CD we would sell, and play on our portable stereos to get them sold.

We also had to have different employees carry different "showcase" items to get people to buy them.

No one wanted to carry the effective but extremely overpriced anti-snoring pillow because it was so huge, but on days that I worked, I would volunteer with no major haggling. My only condition was we play the 70's music, so I could play the bass. I naturally got laughs from the other stores around when I was playing the bass on a pillow, but I know the extremely basic mechanics of how a guitar and a bass work to produce notes

BUT, on a decidedly strange note, several old men would approach me and tell me I must have played Bass before because I was doing the right thing, and that they either played Bass or played with a Bassist. Because I would do the lefty-flip twang with two fingers, and would always

ALWAYS

perfectly 360-spin the pillow around my arm just after completing the walking baseline in "Car Wash". These weird little things, despite me not actually knowing how to play the real bass, convinced old men musicians to say that I must have played the bass for. I never DIDN'T say I played the bass, but I just evaded and said I was enthusiastic about 70's music's bass spotlights (if not true solos) in that era's songs.

I also learned how to juggle using the large horse-shoe shaped neck pillows that we had by carrying three of them and impromptu showering them when there was no one in the store, and would successfully pull people in using my juggling act.

I was also the best at flying our toy helicopters.

I was never the absolute highest salesperson, but I was the most steady and reliable because my novelty tricks pulled people inexorably to our weird-ass store.

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Bleedcomics Staff Writer/Editor, , and Keeper of the Jar Brain of Secret President. RIP Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ U Wuz A REAL N***A!!!!!!!
"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ Warbear
Puff Most Epic.

Wait, are you that guy I know?