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Zelosse

Post subject: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:13 pm

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I keep getting asked this question at work from random coworkers, sometimes even a customer will ask it out of curiosity, and my answer is always the same.

I want to find a nest of killer bees and body slam the shit out it.
Mind you that's if I intend to leave on terms of insanity.

Anyone else have a stupid/awesome way they expect to die? I'm sure if you put your heads together it'd kill atleast one of us.

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Calek

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:13 pm

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Zelosse

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:17 pm

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Yes.

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Riz

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:22 pm

I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I WILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

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Snu-snu

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Riz

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:22 pm

I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I WILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

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The standard response to this question

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Zelosse

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:35 pm

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That seems entirely possible.

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Q.U.

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:36 pm

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I have already decided a long ago that should I ever end up falling to my death, provided I have the time to pull it off, I will yell out my final words while falling. And those would be: "Curse you, gravityyyyyy-!", for my final comedic effect.

Cliché? Maybe. But I believe it hasn't been done before in reality despite being so common in cartoons and the like.

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BeeAre

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:46 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, The:

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To a really well thought-out iPod playlist that has some dramatic moments but ends on one of those Too Dramatic So It's Funny and even as I'm Going Out, I know I've got to make A Performance Of It, and get a few last laughs in from people right before the actual dramatic crescendo at the end makes people tear up even as they finish laughing.

It'll probably happen in a hospital bed. God help me, I have got to have my music with me at all times, so I can be ready.

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Whatis6times9

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:53 pm

I'm tripping bear balls

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Naked cheerleader pyramid collapsed.

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Zelosse

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:58 pm

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How do you know they're cheerleaders if they're naked? Some of them could be nurses or prostitutes filling in for a sick friend or family member.

@Beer: A good dead to be sure. But I expect so much more from the Best Poster.

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Whatis6times9

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:01 pm

I'm tripping bear balls

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I'm cool with it.

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Bellorosso del Fiore

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:02 pm

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Whatis6times9 wrote:

Naked cheerleader pyramid collapsed.

ITS RAINING CATS AND TITTIES

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Valhallen

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:46 pm

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Anyone seen The Meaning of Life? You know the scene I mean. Though I'd prefer something more like this:

Srsly though, peacefully in old age with loved ones sounds pretty good

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Tuor

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:43 pm

Rest easy Ethan

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In my sleep

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Senel

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:54 pm

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Taking as many people with me as I can.

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NeoWarrior7

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:15 am

For the Greater Good

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With a solar system or two, I guess?
I don't know, prefer not to think about it.

Most likely, though, alone.

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EagleMan

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:41 am

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On fire

First thought sticking with it

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slander

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:30 am

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Zelosse

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:02 am

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SHARK PROOF
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Mir@k

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:47 am

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I dont want to die miserable and/or poor. Dying alone would suck too.

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Morpheus

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:07 am

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I don't want to die at all.
I would want to go stopping someone else from dying.

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Birdofterror

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:00 am

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Morpheus wrote:

I don't want to die at all.
I would want to go stopping someone else from dying.

You're a good person.

As for how my death would turn out, I don't really have a preference. I just want my death- when it inevitably happens: to mean something. I want my life to have meaning and my death to have meaning. Even if it's something as simple as letting someone else live at the cost of my own waning life.

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Tuor

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:03 am

Rest easy Ethan

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Above all I don't want my death to be painful. I don't want to suffer

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Valhallen

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:04 am

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Birdofterror wrote:

As for how my death would turn out, I don't really have a preference. I just want my death- when it inevitably happens: to mean something. I want my life to have meaning and my death to have meaning. Even if it's something as simple as letting someone else live at the cost of my own waning life.

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Brandun13

Post subject: Re: How do you want to die?

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:34 am

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Id like to die by saving someones else's life in the process of it. I think that'd be pretty cool.

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