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How do you want to die?

Postby Zelosse » Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:13 pm

I keep getting asked this question at work from random coworkers, sometimes even a customer will ask it out of curiosity, and my answer is always the same.

I want to find a nest of killer bees and body slam the shit out it.
Mind you that's if I intend to leave on terms of insanity.

Anyone else have a stupid/awesome way they expect to die? I'm sure if you put your heads together it'd kill atleast one of us.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Kkeellaacc » Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:13 pm

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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Zelosse » Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:17 pm

Yes.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:22 pm

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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Riz » Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:22 pm

The standard response to this question
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Zelosse » Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:35 pm

That seems entirely possible.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Q.U. » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:36 pm

I have already decided a long ago that should I ever end up falling to my death, provided I have the time to pull it off, I will yell out my final words while falling. And those would be: "Curse you, gravityyyyyy-!", for my final comedic effect.


Cliché? Maybe. But I believe it hasn't been done before in reality despite being so common in cartoons and the like.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby BeeAre » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:46 pm

To a really well thought-out iPod playlist that has some dramatic moments but ends on one of those Too Dramatic So It's Funny and even as I'm Going Out, I know I've got to make A Performance Of It, and get a few last laughs in from people right before the actual dramatic crescendo at the end makes people tear up even as they finish laughing.

It'll probably happen in a hospital bed. God help me, I have got to have my music with me at all times, so I can be ready.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:53 pm

Naked cheerleader pyramid collapsed.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Zelosse » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:58 pm

How do you know they're cheerleaders if they're naked? Some of them could be nurses or prostitutes filling in for a sick friend or family member.


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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:01 pm

I'm cool with it.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Glacial Expanse » Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:02 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:Naked cheerleader pyramid collapsed.


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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Valhallen » Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:46 pm

Anyone seen The Meaning of Life? You know the scene I mean. Though I'd prefer something more like this:

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Srsly though, peacefully in old age with loved ones sounds pretty good
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Tuor » Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:43 pm

In my sleep
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Senel » Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:54 pm

Taking as many people with me as I can.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:15 am

With a solar system or two, I guess?
I don't know, prefer not to think about it.

Most likely, though, alone.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby EagleMan » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:41 am

On fire

First thought sticking with it
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby slander » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:30 am

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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Zelosse » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:02 am

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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Mir@k » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:47 am

I dont want to die miserable and/or poor. Dying alone would suck too.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Morpheus » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:07 am

I don't want to die at all.
I would want to go stopping someone else from dying.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Birdofterror » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:00 am

Morpheus wrote:I don't want to die at all.
I would want to go stopping someone else from dying.
You're a good person.

As for how my death would turn out, I don't really have a preference. I just want my death- when it inevitably happens: to mean something. I want my life to have meaning and my death to have meaning. Even if it's something as simple as letting someone else live at the cost of my own waning life.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Tuor » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:03 am

Above all I don't want my death to be painful. I don't want to suffer
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Valhallen » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:04 am

Birdofterror wrote:As for how my death would turn out, I don't really have a preference. I just want my death- when it inevitably happens: to mean something. I want my life to have meaning and my death to have meaning. Even if it's something as simple as letting someone else live at the cost of my own waning life.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Postby Brandun13 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:34 am

Id like to die by saving someones else's life in the process of it. I think that'd be pretty cool.
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