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Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:00 pm

And when ND disappears, two will take his place.
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Re: Hey!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:01 pm

You guys...
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Re: Hey!

Postby Princess » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:05 pm

She came onto me first!
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Postby Panty Anarchy » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:05 pm

Likewise!
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Re: Hey!

Postby sexandgummies » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:06 pm

I cannot deny this.
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Re: Hey!

Postby Tuor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:08 pm

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Hey!

Postby Vegedus » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:09 pm

The seven year rule is way more important than legality.

Like, I'm 23, divided by 2 plus 7, that's 19, so it would be pretty creepy for me to lust after this young flesh...
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Re: Hey!

Postby Tuor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:10 pm

Especially if you say things like "lust after this young flesh"
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Hey!

Postby Vegedus » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:13 pm

And that was me trying to censor myself!

The original post was worse.
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Re: Hey!

Postby sexandgummies » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:13 pm

im curious about the uncensored version
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Re: Hey!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:14 pm

Fucking creeps man.
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Re: Hey!

Postby Vegedus » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:18 pm

sexandgummies wrote:im curious about the uncensored version


Well, now I've built it up so it'll only be anti-climatic, but it was:

   Like, I'm 23, divided by 2 plus 7, that's 19, so it wouldn't be right for me to masturbate to her facebook profile...   
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Re: Hey!

Postby Princess » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:49 pm

I was expecting something worse...
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Re: Hey!

Postby Q.U. » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:08 pm

I'm not sure whether this thread boasts such interest because she happens to be the first newbie to make a welcome thread in spam since the registration opened, or because she has tits. Perhaps both.
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Re: Hey!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:12 pm

Q.U. wrote:I'm not sure whether this thread boasts such interest because she happens to be the first newbie to make a welcome thread in spam since the registration opened, or because she has tits. Perhaps both.

Latter.
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Re: Hey!

Postby Tuor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:17 pm

Combination of the two, I'd say
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Hey!

Postby Hiryu » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:24 pm

Definitely the tits.
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Re: Hey!

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:34 pm

Tits.
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Re: Hey!

Postby Princess » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:25 pm

She had the balls to hit on me. I like her.
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Postby DaCrum » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:27 pm

I'm just happy we have another member.
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Re: Hey!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:30 pm

Creeps, the lot of you.
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Re: Hey!

Postby Princess » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:20 pm

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She was mad cause she thought I'd leave her. Hahahaha!
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Re: Hey!

Postby Kkeellaacc » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:21 pm

oh my
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Re: Hey!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:26 pm

In other breaking news, water is wet.
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Re: Hey!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:46 pm

my cat is sleeping on my butt
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