And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:35 am

I don't doubt Mario Kart at all. I loved Double Dash and... there was one other one the Wii I played (DD was better though). It's just when I hear "weed" and "gaming" mentioned in the same sentence, it's always Mario Kart being talked about while high. Nothing else. Are there any other games stoners play while high, or is Mario Kart the only choice?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:52 am

Tuor wrote:I just find it a strange choice for a guy to go watch alone, I guess.
I never go to the movies alone, that's rather pathetic. I went with a dame.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Morpheus » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:02 am

I want to point out that the thread Exodis posted could of stopped all the pun threads a long time ago.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:06 am

no, fuck the unfunny people who ruined it for everyone.
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Postby Hiryu » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:08 am

They were bad before the unfunny people decided to jump in.

And it's pathetic to give out a warning for those threads. They're annoying, but nothing wrong was done.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Q.U. » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:09 am

I still think my pun was funny.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:10 am

Hiryu wrote:They were bad before the unfunny people decided to jump in.


they were bad in a different way, they were bad on purpose. the unfunny people were actually trying to be good or fit in or something thus creating offensively terrible fucking awful threads.
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Postby Riz » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:14 am

Marquis de Soth wrote:While most of the pun threads are terrible bottom of the barrel sort of stuff, it's at least content. Consolidating them all into one thread would do away with that.


oop guess no more content!!!!! lol
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Postby Marquis de Soth » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:18 am

Morpheus wrote:I want to point out that the thread Exodis posted could of stopped all the pun threads a long time ago.


In hindsight, it would have been better to back that thread.
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Postby Q.U. » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:22 am

Don't worry Soth, we can now make it law that all bad puns are to be placed in this talk thread.


Because terribly bad, can sometimes be terribly good.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Asmodai » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:36 am

Of all the Dutch "singers" (I use this term very loosely in this case), you just had to find the absolute worst of them

That woman cracks me up every time though, her motor skills are so terrible xD
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Postby Q.U. » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:53 am

That video is the pinnacle of good bad. The Nicolas Cage of actors. The George W. Bush of Presidents. The underwear bomber of terrorists.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Musicmac » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:49 pm

I think my eyes are crying.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:12 pm

Q.U. wrote:That video is the pinnacle of good bad. The Nicolas Cage of actors. The George W. Bush of Presidents. The underwear bomber of terrorists.

Are you insinuating that Nicholas Cage is a bad Actor?
Have you tried turn it off and on again?
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Postby Hiryu » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:25 pm

Oh look, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations about Portugal is on.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Musicmac » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:41 pm

nicholas cage approaches acting like ordinary people approach the cuil theory
it just




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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Morpheus » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:07 pm

Riz wrote:
Marquis de Soth wrote:While most of the pun threads are terrible bottom of the barrel sort of stuff, it's at least content. Consolidating them all into one thread would do away with that.


oop guess no more content!!!!! lol

Or people could actually try to make good threads now that they don't have an easier copout.
If you want content, then make it.
Honestly we've always had puns of a sort but the threads had substance other than the pun itself.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Princess » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:32 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Q.U. » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:52 pm

Millo wrote:
Q.U. wrote:That video is the pinnacle of good bad. The Nicolas Cage of actors. The George W. Bush of Presidents. The underwear bomber of terrorists.

Are you insinuating that Nicholas Cage is a bad Actor?

No. I am straight out stating that he is probably one of the worst actors in Hollywood.

And while being "one of the worst" is not a very inconspicuous title to be given, he can comfort himself knowing that throughout the audiences of all sorts he is the most famous bad actor out there. In fact, so famous that him being a bad actor is like a meta addition into making all the movies he stars in pure comedy, or meta movies to mock the movie genres that each of his movies pretends to be a part of.

I mean, who here can watch ConAir without smirking and concluding that this movie is straight-up satire, mocking the excessively violent and crazy action movies about widespread manhunts. Probably only somebody very delusional, or numbed by mind-altering substances.

So let me ask you in return. Would YOU kindly put the bunny back in the box?


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby DaCrum » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:53 pm

What about Raising Arizona? Adaptation?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Q.U. » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:10 pm

By far there are only about 3 or 4 movies in which he starred, that could be considered decent. Usually because he ends up dying half way through or his acting is carried by other good actors in the movie.

I hear your argument and I am willing to admit that the following movies are not completely terrible:
-Adaptation
-Kick-Ass
-Raising Arizona (Though I personally think it's bad too)
-Grindhouse
(Arguably also Lord of War)

And that's 5 out of the ~65 movies he's been in so far.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:23 pm

i like yahtzees thoughts on nicolas cage in that he does no middleground, either doing extremely well or very shit.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby DaCrum » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:24 pm

That sounds about right. It's just really weird. Does he realize that most of the roles he does are that bad?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:36 pm

also that haircut he sports is very fucking goofy
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