Because he never lands.

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i love that joke because it never gets old

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Heh

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If there was a like button on this thread, I'd give it a click.

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Peter Pan is actually the most evil character in Neverland.

He abducts children into his world, kills them when they grow too old, and the ones he fails to kill end up being pirates or the lost, which he all kills for fun.

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What?

I don't remember that being in the movie

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That's the Disney version.

In the book is clearly stated Peter cut off hook's hand for no reason. Wendy and her brothers were just little kids who were taken from their rooms in the middle of the night to go live with some strange little boy in the middle of nowhere.

Peter kills the boys once they enter puberty (because it's against the rules to grow up), and the only weapon he has is his knife. The boys who escape become the pirates, and are devoted to killing Peter Pan so he doesn't kill any more boys.

What a twist!

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What?

So fitting of you to come back from the future and spoil the ending.

I like alternative and strange versions of popular fairy tales. Even posted one on this forum once.

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Well i don't know but i think i found whatis and lily's illegitimate offspring.

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fuck

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I ain't the daddy, Warbear's the daddy.

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LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A PATERNITY TEST

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Now I want a divorce.

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it happened before we were together bby

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Good. That means I'm not going with you to the Maury Show.

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Maury? what about Jeremy Kyle. that's all he does now.

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—Anthony DiNozzo on Timothy McGee

*moves one arm so as to stick one hand under the opposing arm where it joins at the shoulder, carefully cupping his hands, and then, focusing on the distortion of the hand under the armpit, flaps the same arm up and down, creating lots of flapping squidgy noises*

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Puff Most Epic.

Too much flow

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i like the peter pan being evil conspiracy theory. What is Tinkerbell's roll in this?

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Isn't she a human shaped fleshlight?

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Whether or not it was intended the word never made these two post made gag.

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The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called "agglets". Their true purpose is sinister.

How ironic because I can't tell what the fuck you're trying to say.

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I was going to go for the obvious "Your grammar made me gag" but I was feeling roguish.

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Disturbing.


I can't see how that would work.


I mean, I did see some r34 that could give me a rough idea, but I think she's a little too small to be a fleshlight... Besides, wasn't Peter Pan pre-puberty as well?

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oh i meant fleshlight in the sense that she'd wrap around his cock using her arms and legs, not that he should use her as you would use a condom.

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