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Yog
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:28 pm 
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Love is blind.

You guys were right, though.

I should've listened.

I think.

Sometimes I wonder if it could've worked.
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Tuor
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:30 pm 
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No, don't wonder that, it's a bad road to travel down.

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Love.Dreamer
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:32 pm 
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When i was in Caracas there was this girl who was horny all the time and was very naughty and dark and rough so i was always with my back all sore and bleeding and. and she liked it when placed my hands around her neck and squeezed a bit of life out her and stuff like that... i dont wanna have sex in at least a couple of months.

I dont know some of you were talking about sexual issues with the girlfriend, i honestly just skimmed without reading the whole thing cautiosly so i just added this like a dofus.

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Calek
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If it didn't work out then I doubt there was a way it could have.

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Tuor
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:37 pm 
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Love.Dreamer wrote:
When i was in Caracas there was this girl who was horny all the time and was very naughty and dark and rough so i was always with my back all sore and bleeding and. and she liked it when placed my hands around her neck and squeezed a bit of life out her and stuff like that... i dont wanna have sex in at least a couple of months.

I dont know some of you were talking about sexual issues with the girlfriend, i honestly just skimmed without reading the whole thing cautiosly so i just added this like a dofus.
It's basically on topic, haha. Don't worry.

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Yog
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I remember she wanted to try some shit with rope.

I ended up tied to the bedpost one time, and that ended with me arching my back so hard that I ended up throwing it out.

Goddamn.

I know it wouldn't have worked out, though.
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Riz
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:38 pm 
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then gf shows up horny and leaves me gasping for air a while later before leaving just like that

Ugh, that has never happened to me


I feel like that's something I'd do often

"oh hey what're you doing here?"
"busy, got things to do, you're one of 'em"

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Love.Dreamer
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:41 pm 
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Tuor wrote:
It's basically on topic, haha. Don't worry.


Oh alright.... that was this december btw my back still hurtsies. But at least i got even with her.

Also i always liked that straightforwardness of riz.

I forgot how to english i think

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Yog wrote:
I remember she wanted to try some shit with rope.

I ended up tied to the bedpost one time, and that ended with me arching my back so hard that I ended up throwing it out.

Goddamn.

I know it wouldn't have worked out, though.

That's a different kind of pain, that's one you can't safeword your way out of.

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Riz
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Also i always liked that straightforwardness of riz.


I don't pussyfoot around when it comes to my pussy

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Love.Dreamer
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:45 pm 
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also your god is penis.

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Yog
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Ah. Safewords.

Her's was meow. Mine was going to be uncle, but all I could manage most of the time was unc.

Sometimes she said meow with no intention of stopping. I don't think she ever really intended on ever needing a safeword.
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Love.Dreamer
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:47 pm 
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Sometimes she said meow with no intention of stopping. I don't think she ever really intended on ever needing a safeword.


This reminds me to one of my best friends... she always said i was a magnet for psycho women.
She is a wise matron.

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Hiryu
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:52 pm 
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Well, this is dandy. A law has been passed to censure internet, much like the one from China.
Inb4riots.

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What's the law? I didn't hear anything about a law like that anytime recently.

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Tuor
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It's a law in Portugal I assume, so I'm not surprised.

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Yeah, what Tuor said.
Government decides what we get to see, meaning there will be no freedom of posting what we want. Which is just a way to take down everything and anything that is against them.

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no really

i have the megamunchies..

i want choklit so much

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Love.Dreamer
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:09 pm 
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I have 3 bags of spicy Doritos, 4 bars of chocolate with chesnut cream and 2 litters of Kola and 10 grams of weed.

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ohhh

i currently have nothing to eat but i'm going to waLmart right now
i'll bring tasty things


yes
i have 28 grams
trying to save for at least half a year

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i would have bought around 30 but im saving money for a pair of sleek ass fucking awesome and long, baby seal leather boots
I lied about the baby seal part

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