He was just screaming at my Mom, asking what was for dinner. Obviously, you know what's for dinner. My Mom replied "Pizza, it's wrapped up.". And he started screaming louder, and banging shit. I'm assuming he's cooking something for himself. Whatever, more pizza for me.

I hope his fucking dentures fall out, again. He flushed his old ones down the toilet, like a moron, a few weeks ago. (He was throwing up, and didn't realize they fell out. Yeah. I don't know how you don't notice that.)


KARMA, MOTHER FUCKER. WENT A WEEK WITHOUT TEETH, NOW YOU HAVE CHICLET TEETH.

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Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

@Pwned: I don't know. My dad is just annoyingly passive aggressive like that at times. :T It's even worse when he's like that towards my brother, who has autism and thus can't pick up on it, and then he gets extremely frustrated when he doesn't understand why my dad responds the way he does.

@Dacrum:    Something about Caliborn and Calliope's jujus combining into a spiraled sucker that turns the person who licks it into...that? o-o   

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Hussie is setting something up that's probably going to be stupid.

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Maybe he's trolling?

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He'll troll, but he won't undo what he's done.
Especially bringing back that Doc scratch reference.
This is happening.

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Goku vs Superman Death Battle releasing today

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9iPO3WtXPsc

It's so beautiful. :'D

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Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

#5 Just started going at it, that video was amazing. I was surprised to see the coaches getting into it too.

2:35 was also making me laugh, the guy in the middle of the two coaches hehe

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Blood Lord:I hit your dog with mah truck. :3
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Fucking Pierre.

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Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

Never trust a name like Pierre.

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It was awesome.

And fair.

I hope 4chan can stop arguing about who wins, now.







...Oh who am I kidding? They'll probably keep ranting on about it.

how the hell do you get boneless wings

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They're mutated chicken nuggets.

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sounds awesome but misleading

i don't see how they can be called wings unless they still have like

all the wing bits

ligaments
support structure
a BONE or two

surely if you take all that out it's just a lump of meat that's lost its consistency

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I once learned how to properly de-bone a wing before eating it so you don't have to eat around them. most useful lesson of my life.

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

whaaaaaaat

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Witchcraft!

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i have pizza and two tortas

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this video

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I just got a prescription for Citalopram... Fuck meds there are better ways to deal with sudden rages.

Sup guys.

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Hiroko: You monster.

I can't get the youtube tag to work on that link and I am confused, I don't know why it won't work, there's nothing extra on that link

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HOLY SHIT I MUST EAT WINGS NOW! EVERYTHING IS SO DIFFERENT!

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Captain Riz: the only person who doesn't know LD is gay is LD.
Hiroko: You monster.

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oh okay, I thought it was the whole link. silly me. thanks.

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I just saw torta mentioned, now I want one.

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