Because I didn't ask him what he wanted.

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

OH MY GOD

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

then do nice things for people that appreciate them instead of stopping altogether.

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

Yeah.


Whatever, he can kiss my ass. More food for me.

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

It's your dad, did you expect any other reaction?

I was talking about the people at my house, woman. There are other people that appreciate it when I do nice things.

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YOU DIDN'T GET BLEU CHEESE DRESSING YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

OH GOD I'M SO SORRY.

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

HE THOUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT!

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I'M SO SORRY I SPENT THE LITTLE MONEY I HAVE ON DINNER FOR EVERYONE. OH GOD I THOUGHT I WAS DOING SOMETHING NICE. HOW DARE I?!

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

can I have his wings

I'm hungry

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF?! HOW DARE YOU

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Should have ordered me a pizza and wings instead.

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Escape will make me God.

I got garlic and parmesan wings. Boneless. So gewd~

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

Mmmm, boneless wings

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Who complains about free food? Who complains about free pizza even?

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STUPID PEOPLE.

I could have been an ass and gotten the food for myself, which I almost did. But I was nice and got enough for everyone. STILL THE BAD GUY.

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

Your dad is like a little boy

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even when I met him I could tell he was just hiding that he was an asshole

my step dad does the same thing around company

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

So, how much is he not eating right now?

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Mmmmmmmmm~ Those sound delicious... Fuck, now I'm hungry :U

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"Cogito, ergo vos es eggo." A.K.A. "I think, therefore you are a waffle."

I've had a similar situation happen to me a while back.

My mom gave my brother and me some money to buy ourselves pizza before she went to work. We decided to throw in some of our own money to buy an extra pizza and soda to share with my dad. We came home with the pizza and soda and I told my dad what we got, and that there was pizza on the table if he wanted any. He said no, it was okay. So my brother and I ate some slices from one box and left the other box alone for my dad and for my mom once she came home.

My dad later decides to act like an ass, and when my mom comes home, he tells her how we're selfish and stuff because we "didn't bring him a slice of pizza." Even though we told him the pizza was on the table. Even though we asked him if he wanted any. Even though he told us (in what was apparently an act of passive aggression) that it was okay and that he didn't want any. :\

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... That sounds worse D: Like, what reason would he have to do that?

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"Cogito, ergo vos es eggo." A.K.A. "I think, therefore you are a waffle."

Since I know there are Homestuck readers here, can anyone explain what the fuck just happened?

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Escape will make me God.

He was just screaming at my Mom, asking what was for dinner. Obviously, you know what's for dinner. My Mom replied "Pizza, it's wrapped up.". And he started screaming louder, and banging shit. I'm assuming he's cooking something for himself. Whatever, more pizza for me.

I hope his fucking dentures fall out, again. He flushed his old ones down the toilet, like a moron, a few weeks ago. (He was throwing up, and didn't realize they fell out. Yeah. I don't know how you don't notice that.)


KARMA, MOTHER FUCKER. WENT A WEEK WITHOUT TEETH, NOW YOU HAVE CHICLET TEETH.

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

@Pwned: I don't know. My dad is just annoyingly passive aggressive like that at times. :T It's even worse when he's like that towards my brother, who has autism and thus can't pick up on it, and then he gets extremely frustrated when he doesn't understand why my dad responds the way he does.

@Dacrum:    Something about Caliborn and Calliope's jujus combining into a spiraled sucker that turns the person who licks it into...that? o-o   

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