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what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Riz » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:18 pm

the cold shoulder
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:30 pm

Mmm, shoulder.
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby DaCrum » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:17 pm

Should have like microwaved it or something. Reheated it somehow.
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Musicmac » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:32 pm

A HANNIBAL LECTURE

DAMMIT RIZ IT WAS RIGHT THERE
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Riz » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:34 pm

PARDON THE HELL OUT OF ME IF THERE'S MORE THAN ONE GOOD PUNCHLINE FOR THIS SET UP
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Musicmac » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:45 pm

WELL I'M TRULY SORRY THEN
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:57 pm

The guy who gets the cold shoulder asks "what am I chopped liver?".
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Riz » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:15 pm

*polite clap*
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:21 pm

The host responds "keep it up and you will be".
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Saint Soul » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:43 pm

Whatis made me laugh. hehe
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:55 pm

One of the other guests says to the host "Hey asshole, you are what you eat".
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby nobody » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:15 am

It's a cannibal buffet, I'm feeling well, they like that way~
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby DaCrum » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:16 am

Two flies are on a shit. One cuts a fart and the other snaps at him, "Hey, I'm eating here!"
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Riz » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:17 am

get out. that has nothing to do with cannibals.
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby DaCrum » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:20 am

It happened after the dinner party!
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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Eggnog » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:23 am

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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Riz » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:26 am

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Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Postby Eggnog » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:33 am

And yes, that was necessary.
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