NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

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Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:51 pm

I didn't want to rhyme anyway! Like you can to a better job 6X9!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:00 am

OH SHIT

USUALLY THERE IS A STICK IN YOUR ASS BLOOD
BUT NOT TODAY


TODAY THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING TREEEEEEEEEEE
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:07 am

._. what?
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Mir@k » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:25 am

wat r u doin
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Musicmac » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:27 am

hush child its all okay
come to look at nature's beauty

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Postby Spoopy Princess » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:03 am

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Postby Senel » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:39 pm



I could possibly kill my friend with this. Thank you so much.
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Postby Spoopy Princess » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:40 pm

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Postby Senel » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:45 pm

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Postby Spoopy Princess » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:46 pm

Oh, Taylor Momsen.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:51 pm

"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

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Postby Tuor » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:24 am

Too many face piercings :(

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Musicmac » Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:09 am

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Jasthn » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:10 pm


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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdd2ehTMNy1rkkh1xo1_500.jpg

Wasn't sure if I should tag that one or not but I guess I'll play it safe.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby DaCrum » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:15 pm

Jasthn wrote:

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Wasn't sure if I should tag that one or not but I guess I'll play it safe.


Hyperlinked for convenience.
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Postby Jasthn » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:17 pm

Couldn't seem to get that to work, but thank you.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:19 pm

if you just leave the link alone it should make itself a link when you post.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby DaCrum » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:20 pm

With the warning tag you need to add the
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[url][/url]
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:22 pm

also, anything linked is already considered nsfw so you don't need to add a warning tag.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Jasthn » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:24 pm

Riz wrote:if you just leave the link alone it should make itself a link when you post.


Must be something new, I didn't know of that. I'll try it soon when I get the chance.

DaCrum wrote:With the warning tag you need to add the
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[url][/url]
tags.


I'm familiar with the tags. I might have just put a space in by accident or something because I used those tags.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:12 am

Makes me a bit happy that his first post in 2 years is in this thread.

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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