NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby DaCrum » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:05 pm

...I don't like her pants.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:08 pm

I don't like your face
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Archrival » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:14 pm

I don't like that car..
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:12 pm

I don't like that sewer lid...
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Archrival » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:16 pm

exodis6 wrote:I don't like that sewer lid...

That my young apprentice is a Manhole cover.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:16 pm

I don't like that pavement.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:28 pm

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:59 pm

Archrival wrote:
exodis6 wrote:I don't like that sewer lid...

That my young apprentice is a Manhole cover.

Haha that, right there, was perfect because... there's a manhole... and a lady in the same picture... I get it... hah
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:35 pm

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:42 pm

Princess Stuff wrote:Image

Such a hot, beautiful woman... but one problem: http://i.imgur.com/mTITz.gif
Edit: But still hot.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:43 pm

Yeeeah, I don't give two fucks about her thumb. It's a fucking thumb. It's not like there's a fungus on her.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:44 pm

I'd still crush on her if she had cellulite or stretchmarks.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:44 pm

Which she probably does, because most women do. Especially since she had a baby.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:45 pm

Here I go, ranting.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:45 pm

But you're 17. You still need to grow up and not be shallow.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:53 pm

The fuck happened to her thumb?
And I liked her more before she became famous.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:53 pm

I was only kidding... I think that people who take offense to a little thing like her thumb are just plain idiots. Like what many people say "It's not what's on the outside, it's in the inside."
Sooo... yeah... :tokingmonkey:
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:54 pm

Hiryu wrote:The fuck happened to her thumb?
And I liked her more before she became famous.

now we have a fucking hipster.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:55 pm

She was prettier.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:57 pm

She did have some plastic surgery that didn't compliment her.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:59 pm

Exactly.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:00 pm

I was actually gonna say that 6X9. Here's a video of a before and after... if yall are interested.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Blood Lord » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:42 pm

Can we get some sexy in here?
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:50 pm

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:51 pm

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