And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby Riz » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:37 am

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:49 am

So I went to sleep at like 12ish, and now I just woke up and can't get back to sleep. What the fuck body?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:07 am

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:44 pm

Oh that's terrible
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:30 pm

That's not even terrible in a that's a fucked up joke, it's just terrible because it's a bad joke. And Hiryu should feel bad.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:44 pm

There's a lot of things that should make me feel bad and don't.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:44 pm

Hiryu is just one bad boy.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:00 pm

Damn this cricket outside my window is one tough mo fo, it's windy as hell outside andd yet this cricket continues to climb up my window
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Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:01 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:21 pm

I have no idea where it came from, but I have a fear of large insects.

I don't think it's much of a fear, though, because my reaction is usually to smash it till it's dead.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:22 pm

Spiders are on my list of instantly kill on sight
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:28 pm

Ants are fine with me, they are just fun to mess around with, like putting stuff in front of them.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:30 pm

Ants are on my kill list.

I'm ok with spiders, strangely enough.

But ants...

After a bad experience involving a horde of fire ants savaging my leg when I was 8, they will die anytime I see them.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:35 pm

All roaches must die when spotted.
Almost every other insect-like creature is fine.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:37 pm

Any insect fast and big is sentenced to death.

Spiders are ok.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Princess » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:43 pm

All insects except ladybugs, pillbugs, butterflies, (you get the picture), must die.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:54 pm

Oh my god Pillbugs are so awesome
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:01 pm

Praying mantises are cool as fuck.

I had one in my house. It got in for some reason.

I left it alone because I found it eating a cockroach.

It died pretty quickly, though.

I named him Padre.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:07 pm

I had a mantis once too, I named it Isabelle.
One day it had babes, like around 500 of them all over my house.
We had to vacuum the majority of them up.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:11 pm

Agh fuck.

That's insane.

You ever keep any of them?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:40 pm

We let the rest of them go, I think there were like 50 left.
Isabelle died a month later after that
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:48 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:50 pm

I don't really encounter bugs except for spiders, and I kill them. I like trying to whip winged bugs out of mid air.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:00 pm

Nothing is more satisfying than slapping a fly in midair.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:01 pm

I feel like some kind of kung fu master.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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