NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mir@k » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:18 pm

No.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby DaCrum » Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:39 pm

If I chose a theme for this thread, it would be some classy motherfuckin' classical music. This is a lounge, not a strip club.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mir@k » Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:50 pm

Even so, when i think "tits", i don't really think "classical music".

Bossa nova, perhaps.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mir@k » Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:51 pm

Or you know, lounge music.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:01 pm

So... This?

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:15 pm

It's perfect! xD Who would have thought Sir Mix-A-Lot's all-time favorite would be covered into jazzy, cool song?!
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby DaCrum » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:26 pm

Ehh.... Not Richard Cheese. Maybe some just instrumental jazz.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:39 pm

No, it's perfect damn it!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:12 am

Too bad "bad ass" has "man jaw".
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:02 am

Guys, I just went through every page in this thread... I think I got an erectile dysfunction.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mir@k » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:36 am

Exodis, it's alright if you don't reply to every thread that gets a response. I appreciate the enthusiasm because god knows we need more of it, but make sure you don't try too hard.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Yog-Sothoth » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:39 am

No photoshop.

Are you srs.

That's impossible.

It's just so....

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:42 am

Sorry Mir@k, just love to contribute at SNAFU! I've gotten addicted it! Startin' to love this website...!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mir@k » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:55 am

and that's great man, we're glad to have you here.

@Yog: Hiryu posted another female with a similar butt so i know it isn't THAT rare, but still...
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Yog-Sothoth » Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:03 am

Like holy shit.

It defies.

Something.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:52 am

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Panty Anarchy » Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:03 am

Hiryu's post.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:59 am

Damn right "Mother of God"!

Yog, it's more common on black chicks.

DaCrum wrote:Ehh.... Not Richard Cheese. Maybe some just instrumental jazz.
Wait, forget jazz or Richard Cheese.

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:52 pm

How about some Barry White


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:27 pm

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby DaCrum » Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:58 pm

Funk and R&B are the prime choices.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:12 pm

Hiryu wrote:Image

Yeah, you twirl alright... twirl a little more...
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby DaCrum » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:16 pm

I complained to one of my friends that she posts too many sexy pictures, and that she should stop, since I cannot get laid. She responded by posting a sexy picture of herself. -.-
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mir@k » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:27 pm


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:52 pm

she probably just likes teasing actually. spoken as a girl who likes to tease but does not want the dicks of most of the guys she teases.
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