Merry Christmas! (almost)

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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Tuor » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:38 pm

They look so awesome
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Marquis de Soth » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:39 pm

Merry Christmas folks.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Panty Anarchy » Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:05 pm

Grey wrote:nah i'm kiddin, other people do all the work, we just look good

you guys DO look pretty good.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Senel » Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:56 pm

So my Mom said because I quit my job last week she didn't get me anything.

So I gave her the gift I got her then took it back.

Gonna return it tomorrow. Buy some pot or something.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Hiryu » Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:02 pm

Why did you quit?
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Senel » Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:04 pm

My boss was a drug addict. He was cutting my hours and giving them to newer people who sold him perkaset or whatever it's called. I was down to two days a week and when I did work he bitched that nobody did anything. Then he would leave early all the time and never answer his phone.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Guardian » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:44 am

Merry Christmas! Hope everyone had a good one, besides Senel. His was shit.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby nobody » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:00 am

Merry christmas.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Hiryu » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:58 pm

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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Grey » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:14 pm

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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:42 pm

my christmas sucked! :D
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:43 pm

Surprise of the year.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Hiryu » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:44 pm

Stop the presses.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:47 pm

weird how last christmas didn't, almost like my very existence doesn't automatically mean bad outcomes
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:52 pm

But the odds are against that outcome.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Yog » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:56 pm

Riz wrote:my christmas sucked! :D

I HAD YELLOW FEVER SO SHUT UP

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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:00 pm

are you from 1793
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:12 pm

The better question is when were you in south america or africa?
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:16 pm

uh pretty sure my question's more sensible
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:26 pm

There's been a few outbreaks in the southern hemisphere in the past decade.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:34 pm

pretty sure it's more likely he's a time traveller
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:35 pm

jeez
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Yog » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:40 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:The better question is when were you in south america or africa?

4 days ago, in El Salvador, down in the jungle. This little pueblo named Tacuba.

Mind you, it's fine now, my family found the fucking mosquitoes' breeding grounds in the toilet tank.

I forget what it's called.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Yog » Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:48 pm

Riz wrote:are you from 1793

I like this better, though.

It's already been established that I'm a time traveler.
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Re: Merry Christmas! (almost)

Postby Comic Kitten » Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:56 pm

For those of you with sad Christmases... I'm sorry!!! For those with happy Christmases, jolly good show.

I got a washer and dryer, I'm stoked! Those damn machines are too expensive! :3
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