WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:00 pm

its fucking boring as shit oh my god fucking son of a bitch
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Blood Lord » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:03 pm

Get a puppy.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:06 pm

Hell no, I'm already taking care of turtles. Fucking turtles.
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"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:06 pm

IM A SHOOTING STAR FLYING THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A TIGER
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"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:06 pm

DEFYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY
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"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:06 pm

IM A RACING CAR PASSING BY LIKE LADY GODIVA
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"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:07 pm

IM GONNA GO GO GO THERE'S NO STOPPING MEEE
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"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby BeeAre » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:09 pm

I won't stop you now if you're having a good time/having a ball.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Hiryu » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:12 pm

I'mma stop you.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:13 pm

Well I'm on my way to mars on a collision course at 200 degrees Fahrenheit.
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"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:13 pm

anyone who says they are bored are actually boring

that's how I know I'm boring, btw
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:18 pm

I feel you, all I did ever since I was a kid was play video games. I don't do a lot of shit anymore after that.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Jingle Males » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:58 pm

Here's what you do

Pleasure me

Now you won't be bored
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:04 pm

Riz wrote:anyone who says they are bored are actually boring

that's how I know I'm boring, btw

You're not boring.

   Just uninspiring.   
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Vegedus » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:19 pm

Smart people don't get bored.




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Postby DaCrum » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:23 pm

Smart people totally get bored. That's how serial killers are made.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Valhallen » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:25 pm

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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:29 pm

of course smart people get bored

I was bored in class BECAUSE I was smart
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Grey » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:34 pm

Blood Lord wrote:Get a puppy.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Vegedus » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:40 pm

Riz wrote:of course smart people get bored

I was bored in class BECAUSE I was smart

Why didn't you do anything with all your smarts thoughtsHMMMMMM?
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:43 pm

because I was in class and couldn't do anything?????
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Jingle Males » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:45 pm

I'm not hearing a no from rossa

Then it's settled

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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:48 pm

spoiler alert: I'll show up instead
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby BeeAre » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:51 pm

remember that boredom is a luxury not many people have.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO FOR WINTER VACATION

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:15 pm

check your fucking boredom privilege
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