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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:55 pm

for u I'll do it for free, bby
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:56 pm

everyone else is 50 bucks

plus 10 bucks to guys for every inch under the average length they are
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Blood Lord » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:37 pm

Mir@k wrote:i get the brief distinction some people didn't want these.

I don't know if it is that or if they just don't care.
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Blood Lord » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:38 pm

Riz wrote:everyone else is 50 bucks

plus 10 bucks to guys for every inch under the average length they are

Do we get a discount if its bigger then average?
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:42 pm

I did not think of that, but yes. that is fair.
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Princess » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:27 pm

I HAVE VERIZON AND APPLE. OH GOD MAH LIFE IS AT RISK!
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Q.U. » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:34 pm

Which chart of averages will you be using for comparison? The USA averages? What if they differ from those of your customers? Or the world averages? Which are just unreliable.

Also, any discount for cut/uncut?
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby DaCrum » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:42 pm

Naaaaah.


Hey Stuff still interested in that trade~?
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Whatis6times9 » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:45 pm

Never gonna happen.
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:16 pm

WHY HAS NO ONE SENT ME THEIR GENITALS YET
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby DaCrum » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:18 pm

CUZ NO
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Kkeellaacc » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:20 pm

My genitals aren't cooperating. We got in a fight.
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:21 pm

Q.U. wrote:Which chart of averages will you be using for comparison? The USA averages? What if they differ from those of your customers? Or the world averages? Which are just unreliable.

Also, any discount for cut/uncut?


I guess I was gonna go by average from the dick-owner's home country

it's free if you're uncut!!
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:21 pm

DaCrum wrote:CUZ NO


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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Q.U. » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:43 pm

So taking all your offers into account, if I sent you mine, I'd have to pay -$20...
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:46 pm

yes
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby DaCrum » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:46 pm

I'd be free.
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:50 pm

FUCK, EVERYONE IS FREE AS LONG AS IT MEANS I SEE SOME DICKS
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:53 pm

Lily is doing for free what she could do for money.
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Q.U. » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:54 pm

Will you be appeased if I make them into the Loch Ness monster for the picture?
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:58 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:Lily is doing for free what she could do for money.


apparently I can't do it for money, no one's interested ;__;
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Hiryu » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:00 pm

Apparently no one is interested for the free either.
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Q.U. » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:00 pm

It's a depressing sight. The Queen of Dicks, with no dicks.
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:02 pm

I have plenty of dicks already, I think that's the problem. everyone who would send their dick already has.
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Re: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

Postby Q.U. » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:04 pm

We should give you a button to ban anyone who denies to send you their dick.
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