A guy walks into a drumset

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A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Riz » Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:25 pm

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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Wulfespinndel » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:11 am

um no duh
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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby DaCrum » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:30 am

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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby EagleMan » Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:09 am

Rosso Rose wrote:um no duh

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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Valhallen » Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:25 am

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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Mir@k » Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:16 am

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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Vegedus » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:06 am

I knew the punchline before I got into the thread! I'm a psychic!
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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Mir@k » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:09 am

no you just heard this joke before
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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Asmodai » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:18 am

I laughed

Well, it was more of a chuckle really
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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Vegedus » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:19 am

Mir@k wrote:no you just heard this joke before

SOMEONE'S afraid of my new found psychic powers!
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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Mir@k » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:23 am

who?
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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Blood Lord » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:05 pm

Owls who.
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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Mir@k » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:42 pm

who's owl?
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Re: A guy walks into a drumset

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:52 pm



pretty sure it still works as a setup.
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