why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

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why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby BeeAre » Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:10 pm

Axe Testicular Deodorizer: It Dries Ya Nuts!
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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby Senel » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:04 am

Because the regular spray works just fine?
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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby BeeAre » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:32 am

Senel wrote:Because the regular spray works just fine?


tell that to the many men and women who deal with Chronic Nut Stank.
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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby Warbear » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:32 am

It's true. :'(
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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby Marquis de Soth » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:46 am

BeeAre wrote:It Dries Ya Nuts!


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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby EagleMan » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:53 am

why don't they make butt deodorant
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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby Grey » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:14 am

idk bout you but women love my natural musk.

mmmmmmmmusk.

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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby Mr. Nox » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:21 am

Personally, I am turned on by natural body odors.

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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby Millo » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:12 pm

I don't want someone sniffing my balls anyway
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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby Maru » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:46 pm

BeeAre wrote:Axe Testicular Deodorizer: It Dries Ya Nuts!


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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:54 pm

BeeAre wrote:Axe Testicular Deodorizer: It Dries Ya Nuts!

It exists, it's called fresh balls.
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Re: why don't they make scrotal deodorant? it'd sell

Postby BeeAre » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:51 pm

Marquis de Soth wrote:
BeeAre wrote:It Dries Ya Nuts!


   That would be an antiperspirant    Image


Hey you hotlinker. I postulate that swamp sack requires the swamp. Does anyone sell a deodorant or antiperspirant product divided in two? If so, why? *moderately decent joke turns into legitimate scientific inquiry on nut sweat*
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