ND is the ice king.
or should i say the vice king
kidnapping underage princesses
the magic burger king bag he wears on his head that gives him his powers of fast food
he also knows jiu-jitsu
soulchild would be a fitting lemongrab because he flips out when he doesn't get what's going on
lily for gunther because i can picture ND naming all his penguins "lily, lizzy, lilz, lisa, lolly, laura, elizabeth..." etc.
i'd be hudson abadeer because i steal everyone else's cool for myself, i live in a hellhole and i look awesome in a dark suit
war and BR as finn and jake couldn't possibly be more suitable