My mom kept e from going to my aunts for thanksgiving
ON THE FIRST THANKSGIVING MY OLDER BROTHER EVER SHOWED UP AT
I was bitten by a radioactive pencil
I. Pledge. My. Allegiance to, all things dark and, I promise, on my damned soul. To . Do as, I am told. For, Beelzebub has never seen , a soldier quite like me, not , only does his job, but . does. it happ-ill-y!