Ah yes, a new game in Skyrim! I just made the most sexy face I've ever seen because the last one looked like a damn lady, and I haven't played this game in a long time. Finally, I managed to make a face that I can look at, appreciate and admire. Fun.
Time to progress through the story. I don't mind listening what Ralaf and Ulfric said when I first played it. And now it's time to jump from the tower to the hut. Wee!
...oh yes. I fell down. The door is closed, and I can't open it. My hands are bound, so what can I do? I'll try opening door, but no I can't, because fuck you Bethesda. I decide to play Skyrim because I haven't played it for months, my brothers flooded my profile with their saves so I can't find my file. I thought Bethesda's flaws in creating their game wouldn't bother me so much. There's absolutely no fucking way out, and no fucking way to unbound your hands.
I play this game, I get fucked. Every. Fucking. Time. Just my luck. I've been playing the games for years now, and all I get, is this damn bullshit that happens to me all the time whenever I play this game, and that's not funny. Oh yes, this is totally what I deserve!
Bethesda, fuck you.
"Nostalgia and border line depression is not a good combination. Looking back at the 90's and early 2000's brings back good memories, but it's also torture cause we're all older now and just realize that life was just simple at one time." ~ comeonman89, Nelly Furtado - I'm Like a Bird - YouTubePrevious Quote