Ah yes, a new game in Skyrim! I just made the most sexy face I've ever seen because the last one looked like a damn lady, and I haven't played this game in a long time. Finally, I managed to make a face that I can look at, appreciate and admire. Fun.
Time to progress through the story. I don't mind listening what Ralaf and Ulfric said when I first played it. And now it's time to jump from the tower to the hut. Wee!
...oh yes. I fell down. The door is closed, and I can't open it. My hands are bound, so what can I do? I'll try opening door, but no I can't, because fuck you Bethesda. I decide to play Skyrim because I haven't played it for months, my brothers flooded my profile with their saves so I can't find my file. I thought Bethesda's flaws in creating their game wouldn't bother me so much. There's absolutely no fucking way out, and no fucking way to unbound your hands.
I play this game, I get fucked. Every. Fucking. Time. Just my luck. I've been playing the games for years now, and all I get, is this damn bullshit that happens to me all the time whenever I play this game, and that's not funny. Oh yes, this is totally what I deserve!
Bethesda, fuck you.