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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Tuor » Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:55 pm

I know that feel bro
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby DaCrum » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:34 pm

Someone egged my car while it was sitting dormant next to my house. Poor Dim.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Tuor » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:37 pm

the fuck, people are dicks
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:40 pm

Did it bake in?
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby DaCrum » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:43 pm

It didn't hit anything upholstered. My passenger side footwell already had a shitton of egg shells in it(my dad once ate some hardboiled eggs in my car. Was super careful to put all the shells in the trash, but as soon as I got to the freeway, my trashbag flipped and dumped them all). I haven't tried to clean it yet. Who throws one egg?!
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Tuor » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:44 pm

or did it freeze in? I remember when I broke up with one of my ex's during the winter time her and a bunch of friends came and egged my car and smeared peanut butter and stuff on it, and it sat for the whole night because it happened when I was asleep, by the morning it was frozen to my windshield and windows and everything. That was fun to get off
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby DaCrum » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:48 pm

[mnightshyamalan] What a bitch! [/mnightshyamalan]
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:51 pm

If I'm going to go through the effort to fuck up someone's car, there's a few things I'd rather do than eggs.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Tuor » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:53 pm

You'd probably like disassemble their motor and leave it in the driveway
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Kkeellaacc » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:06 pm

disassemble the car and reassemble it in the bedroom
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Mathias » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:18 pm

Calek wrote:disassemble the car and reassemble it in the bedroom

Oh like in that movie with Michael Cera.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:22 pm

I can think of a handful of evil things I could do without popping the hood.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Grey » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:06 pm

potato in the exhaust
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Grey » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:07 pm

sugar in the fuel tank
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Grey » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:07 pm

asian woman in the driver's seat
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Grey » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:07 pm

SO MANY POTENTIAL PRANKS
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:09 pm

If you're gonna put something in the gas tank and spring for bleach.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Tuor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:02 am

Grey wrote:asian woman in the driver's seat

that's the best one
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby BeeAre » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:33 am

Grey wrote:asian woman in the driver's seat


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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby BeeAre » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:46 am

Sir Soulchild wrote:BR grinds my gears.


i listen to flo rida and ke$ha when i do this.
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