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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Tuor » Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:55 pm

I know that feel bro
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby DaCrum » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:34 pm

Someone egged my car while it was sitting dormant next to my house. Poor Dim.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Tuor » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:37 pm

the fuck, people are dicks
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:40 pm

Did it bake in?
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby DaCrum » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:43 pm

It didn't hit anything upholstered. My passenger side footwell already had a shitton of egg shells in it(my dad once ate some hardboiled eggs in my car. Was super careful to put all the shells in the trash, but as soon as I got to the freeway, my trashbag flipped and dumped them all). I haven't tried to clean it yet. Who throws one egg?!
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Tuor » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:44 pm

or did it freeze in? I remember when I broke up with one of my ex's during the winter time her and a bunch of friends came and egged my car and smeared peanut butter and stuff on it, and it sat for the whole night because it happened when I was asleep, by the morning it was frozen to my windshield and windows and everything. That was fun to get off
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby DaCrum » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:48 pm

[mnightshyamalan] What a bitch! [/mnightshyamalan]
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:51 pm

If I'm going to go through the effort to fuck up someone's car, there's a few things I'd rather do than eggs.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Tuor » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:53 pm

You'd probably like disassemble their motor and leave it in the driveway
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Calek » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:06 pm

disassemble the car and reassemble it in the bedroom
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Mathias » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:18 pm

Calek wrote:disassemble the car and reassemble it in the bedroom

Oh like in that movie with Michael Cera.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:22 pm

I can think of a handful of evil things I could do without popping the hood.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Grey » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:06 pm

potato in the exhaust
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Grey » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:07 pm

sugar in the fuel tank
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Grey » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:07 pm

asian woman in the driver's seat
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Grey » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:07 pm

SO MANY POTENTIAL PRANKS
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:09 pm

If you're gonna put something in the gas tank and spring for bleach.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Tuor » Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:02 am

Grey wrote:asian woman in the driver's seat

that's the best one
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby BeeAre » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:33 am

Grey wrote:asian woman in the driver's seat


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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby BeeAre » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:46 am

Sir Soulchild wrote:BR grinds my gears.


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