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You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby The.Time.Lord » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:29 pm

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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:43 pm

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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Rough Giraffe » Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:03 pm

WD40 would lubricate your gears. Dirt and rust would be the result of grinding; grinding would generally be caused by friction due to bearing a load. Your gears also would probably be different sizes; one of those gears is going to be ground a little harder than the other.

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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Mir@k » Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:06 pm

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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:13 pm

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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Mir@k » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:04 pm

woah, had forgotten about slowking.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Rough Giraffe » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:22 pm

I'm thinking that Slowbro image was directed at me?

I'm beginning to think that my humor is just too dry to understand that I knew he wasn't serious about the WD40 and was simply poking fun @ him.

How does one moisten their humor? Would be good to know.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:37 pm

Keep the punchline short.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Rough Giraffe » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:35 pm

Is there like a cream I can put on it? Like... Improv Butter, similar to Cocoa Butter?

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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Grey » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:38 pm

Rough Giraffe wrote:How does one moisten their humor? Would be good to know.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby DaCrum » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:39 pm

Hahahaha, I saw that coming.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Saint Soul » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:51 pm

whats going on here?
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Sentios » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:06 pm

Grey wrote:
Rough Giraffe wrote:How does one moisten their humor? Would be good to know.
The.Time.Lord wrote:WD40

I prefer to marinade my humor.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby The.Time.Lord » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:07 pm

Sir Soulchild wrote:whats going on here?

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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby BeeAre » Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:25 am

Sentios wrote:
Grey wrote:
Rough Giraffe wrote:How does one moisten their humor? Would be good to know.
The.Time.Lord wrote:WD40

I prefer to marinade my humor.


Marinades and lubricants are not mutually exclusive by necessity. Also: what metaphorical marinade do you go to first on average, in a situation where you're trying to be funny?
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Mir@k » Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:44 am

I piss on posters as the punchline.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Valhallen » Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:50 am

If your gears are grinding with WD40, clean them and switch to a heavier lubricant, like chain oil, grease, or a specialized high-pressure lube, depending on the loads involved.

Rough Giraffe wrote:How does one moisten their humor? Would be good to know.
Alcohol?
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby BeeAre » Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:57 am

Valhallen, what's your favorite specialized high-pressure lube? *starry-eyed with palms on chin*
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Grey » Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:10 am

Who could pick just one?
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Rough Giraffe » Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:11 am

@Valhallen: Alcohol is good, but I like to keep my senses about me and not trip over a nomally-obvious object, such as my cat. Still, if I am trying to be funny, alcohol makes a good temporary buffer.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Mir@k » Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:35 am

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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Valhallen » Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:44 am

The high-pressure lubricant I use most often is a sulfurized cutting oil. But since that's for cutting, and I don't have any experience with gears that need lubrication at tens of thousands of psi, I can't really comment from experience on what would be appropriate for gears.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Saint Soul » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:35 am

BR grinds my gears.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:27 am

Valhallen wrote:If your gears are grinding with WD40, clean them and switch to a heavier lubricant, like chain oil, grease, or a specialized high-pressure lube, depending on the loads involved.

I'm partial 80w-90 or lithium grease.
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Re: You wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears

Postby DaCrum » Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:51 pm

You know what really grinds my gears? When I'm speed shifting in my car, and I pop the clutch just a millisecond too early so the whole think go "BRRRZT" and I'm like "OH GOD SORRY CAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO."
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