WD40

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What?

You're doing something wrong.

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WD40 would lubricate your gears. Dirt and rust would be the result of grinding; grinding would generally be caused by friction due to bearing a load. Your gears also would probably be different sizes; one of those gears is going to be ground a little harder than the other.

OH WAIT YOU'RE BEING IRONIC HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY! QUESTION MARK?

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woah, had forgotten about slowking.
still faintly remember slowbro

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I'm thinking that Slowbro image was directed at me?

I'm beginning to think that my humor is just too dry to understand that I knew he wasn't serious about the WD40 and was simply poking fun @ him.

How does one moisten their humor? Would be good to know.

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Keep the punchline short.

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Is there like a cream I can put on it? Like... Improv Butter, similar to Cocoa Butter?

Why can't shit be easy?

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Hahahaha, I saw that coming.

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whats going on here?

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"Small muscles, big brain, the heart of a lion."
—Anthony DiNozzo on Timothy McGee

I prefer to marinade my humor.

Magic

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What?

Marinades and lubricants are not mutually exclusive by necessity. Also: what metaphorical marinade do you go to first on average, in a situation where you're trying to be funny?

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I piss on posters as the punchline.

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If your gears are grinding with WD40, clean them and switch to a heavier lubricant, like chain oil, grease, or a specialized high-pressure lube, depending on the loads involved.

Alcohol?

Valhallen, what's your favorite specialized high-pressure lube? *starry-eyed with palms on chin*

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"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ Warbear
Puff Most Epic.

Who could pick just one?

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@Valhallen: Alcohol is good, but I like to keep my senses about me and not trip over a nomally-obvious object, such as my cat. Still, if I am trying to be funny, alcohol makes a good temporary buffer.

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Weed.

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The high-pressure lubricant I use most often is a sulfurized cutting oil. But since that's for cutting, and I don't have any experience with gears that need lubrication at tens of thousands of psi, I can't really comment from experience on what would be appropriate for gears.

BR grinds my gears.

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"Small muscles, big brain, the heart of a lion."
—Anthony DiNozzo on Timothy McGee

I'm partial 80w-90 or lithium grease.

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You know what really grinds my gears? When I'm speed shifting in my car, and I pop the clutch just a millisecond too early so the whole think go "BRRRZT" and I'm like "OH GOD SORRY CAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO."

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