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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Love.Dreamer » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:47 pm

^ i do that when guys threatening me get too close... they are like WUT and i go WHAM!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Mir@k » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:59 pm

Mr. Sefrol wrote:Here's a chicken on a raft.

Enjoy.

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chicken on a raft on a monday morning ♪
oh what a terrible sight to see ♫
this song will haunt me for the whole day ♪
fuck you pabst and your chicken-on-a-raft ♫
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:36 pm

You're welcome, Mir.

Maybe this will help get rid of it though.

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Jingle Males » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:01 pm

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Postby Hiryu » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:02 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Jingle Males » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:07 am

batman isn't happy...
because his parents are dead
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:53 am

A terrible person on the internet wrote:Last year, a buddy of mine (guy named Opey) inherited a large sum of money when his father passed away after a long battle with cancer. Being that he and his dad always used to go fishing when he was younger, and that his dad's old fishing boat had seen better days, he decided to go out and buy himself a boat. Not just some old bass boat, a big pontoon thing, one of those party barges.

He went down to the marina and picked out the perfect boat, paid the guy, and drove it back across the lake to his place.

At this point, Independence Day was coming up in about two weeks. Opey has always been a patriotic guy, supporting the US military and loving his country, decided to name his boat "The Fourth".

Cheesy, yes.

It's been a tradition for years now that our group goes out to the lake to celebrate the 4th of July, fireworks and grilling and bbq and such, and Opey invited us all to come out and enjoy his new boat with him, and spend the day on the water.

He called me, his cousin Opey (yes, there are two of them, #1 the original and #2 his cousin), and my brother Luke, to come out early and help him get everything set up.

Now, my brother enjoys his liquor, and by the time we have half the supplies on the boat, he's already a few beers in.

About the time Luke goes to step off the boat, the boat shifts in the water from the wake from another passing boat, making him lose his balance. As he started to fall face first onto the dock, Opey's cousin reaches out and grabs him by the back of his shirt, and pulls him back onto the boat, saving him from a terribly hilarious fall.

The moral of the story?

Opey 1's kin Opey saved Luke from falling to the dock side of The Fourth.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:14 am

I feel guilty laughing at that.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Artan » Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:27 am

thats so cheesy but i like it
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Asmodai » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:06 pm

FFFFF- Valve, stop gifting me DOTA2 keys!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Hiryu » Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:05 pm

Seriously! Can't even use them on Steam Gifts anymore, they blocked the game because of that.

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Hiryu » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:03 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:26 pm

Well that sucks. Hope it doesn't take too much time out of your day.

Also, that is one smart dog.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Tuor » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:28 pm

Well played, dog. Well played.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Hiryu » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:38 pm

Heh, I'm gonna be unemployed when the day comes and I don't celebrate my birthday anymore. It's one of the most depressing days of my life.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Mir@k » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:17 pm

That'll show the other dogs not to make fun of that thing.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Asmodai » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:17 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Hiryu » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:20 pm

You mean the owners are.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Jingle Males » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:39 pm

They are adorable
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Mir@k » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:51 pm

I am conflicted when it comes to pugs. I do think they're a funny looking breed and have met many pugs that are very loving to their owners, but most pugs i see are ugly as fuck, look like their eyeballs will pop out if you merely touch them and do this strange wheezing with cackle that i don't like.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Asmodai » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:01 pm

They look like they ran headfirst into a wall as a pup
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby DaCrum » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:10 pm

Poor pugs. They have a habit of sitting in a manner that prevents breathing. Terrible way to go.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Grey » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:43 pm

pugs are hilarious
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today at the pub i was workin at (not my regular pub, another one in the chain), there was this dude who was so wasted we had decided we weren't going to serve him any more. this is not uncommon. he was flirting with one of the barmaids who really wasn't interested but was being polite because it's her job to not be rude basically. again: this isn't uncommon. what is uncommon is the fact that thise dude at one point came behind the bar. we turfed him out, but he kept coming back in.

i finished my shift at 11:30 but had to hang around till half 12 just to keep this guy from comin back in.

just me, standing by the door with my beer, letting customers out and stopping him from coming back in. he wasn't being aggressive or anything, but he was bothering all of the customers, had broken a pretty basic rule of not going behind the bar and literally wouldn't leave. his friends had left him there about half an hour before we kicked him out for the first time. i literally had to kick him out of the pub like 5 times because he kept coming in through other doors when i had thought he'd finally given up and left.

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Mir@k » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:35 pm

I can't imagine a situation like that.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVI

Postby Grey » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:37 pm

i spent an hour of my day today keeping a drunk man out of my pub and attempting to direct him to the cab office across the road

he punched at the windows for like 40 minutes as i occasionally opened the door to yell out to him that no matter what he wasn't getting back in and that he should stop being such a dickhead and go home so he can wake up to an awful hangover tomorrow
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