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Preface to BR's wicked sick post: I have been awake for two days. I'm not drug crazy. Have no drugs. Don't really want to eat. I could sleep soon.
okay, man, dude look okay check it, man. it's like this right, right? right:
like, okay see it's this... it's all like... a cycle, a loop of the totality of the existence of that particular imprint of the universe (or omniverse to make it sound wicked sick) loop stuck in Snihji aka God's head, man, trying to reconcile himself as the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, man, and like, humanity is exemplified in his Bitches and he gotta make a decision to get out of the loop man.
Does he fuck his mom-clone army? Probably a bad idea, but he's conflicted 'n' shit, so the lack of like CONVICTION, MAN, he's like, damn, cycle gotta go over again. Also it all weird fuckin yo mom, anybody do that these days? probably ain't a good idea, she's made of cancer anyway so, man, fuck cancer. by that i mean never fuck cancer, obv. and then what happens, she like, gave his dad hand cancer or like his dad got hand cancer from his mom clone's dad? fuck this family shit, obviously the losing choice here.
Does he fuck the dude who genuinely likes him but is just one of his angel people that didn't make the cut and therefore is pissed but somehow like, understands all the shit and is nice to him in an absolutely non-wicked sick soft way that is all gay and ~fluttershy~ *google does not notice a spelling error with the word fluttershy, BR stares at the screen for five minutes seriously considering the implications and repercussions of this data, his face blank. then he goes on because gay choice is obviously not going to win because the slick, smooth motherfuck gay guy here is all I GOT MONEY AN YO SWEET ASS but God have enough money anyway: god don't need no mo money, and ofc you knowin why.*
Does he fuck the new girl who is basically a wacky aggressive, physically-tuned american--though I distinctly remember she's some specific nationality that is not america--and in the process of fucking her, lose sight of ending the loop and getting stuck in that weird ass false happy world loop that periodically springs up? Bitch is dribblin' for dick, tempting choice.
or does he fuck the angry (valhallen told me she's german so she is a NAZY how can you pass that shit up, man) NAZY bitch who won't like get out of his face, man? Simple answer, man, but ya gotta know why.
Before this whole REBUILD shit, it ened on fuckin' budget cuts, man, and so the happy fake ending thing story about their NORMAL FUCKING LIVES happened in the canon as like this total validity to the cycles they break out of in the big sea of people juice, right? So that and the stupid shit where they couldn't animate like anything else but voice-acted the SHIT out of the dribble they did have, man, that, man, was the results of budget cuts, and the budget they got for this new movie resulted in new Bitch who loves the smell of people juice. see what i'm saiyan here, man? It's like. Give and take, man. she likes the smell of people becoming people juice, eeeewwwwwwwwww. that's a Total yin yang mindfuck, man. *google does not point out the spelling error of mindfuck, but does point out the spelling error of saiyan. considers going SSJ, almost blows up continent, continues doggedly to get to any point*
So obviously if he fucks her, it keeps going, just like he fucks his mind over by fucking his clone mom army, man. And with his you know, he's god so like, man, he can't be getting fucked by the dude, even if he's ~perfect for his bitch-asssssss self~ So what do you do if you're Sjihdni Rakika????
You gotta fuck the angry nasi bitch man. she's the only person with the balls (his balls, God's ballsWHOAAAHHH I BET YOU NEVER FUCKING GOT WHY SHE GETS IMPALED WITH SO MANY DICKS MAN THAT'S GOD/SSNINGEE MAKING A GOD DANM POINT) to get shit done without it seeming all like pointless or whatever and shit? He can totally skull fuck her if she lost an eye, man, whoa.
Eyesocket = 21st century pussy? LET SJINHI ARARKI BE DA JUgDE, man, okay.
Sore You Asska HEH HEH fuck her ass and eyeball. Give dat redhead some PINK EYE FROM HER STINK EYE YEEAAAA--*BR notices that google does not point out Asska as a spelling error. BR merely shake he head. a shameful goolge.*
Then the loop breaks and they let the universe progress to an entire other set of realities with theirs completed, with a good budget to they didn't have to say "gratz" for like ten minutes and five frames and have the dub's voice actor go "THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE" during the credits because that dude was, like, right on, man.
Because, man, Because:
Because Christian and generally Catholic dogma is Some Mystical Shit That Has Cool Shit to the Japanese.
_________________ Bleedcomics Staff Writer/Editor,  , and Keeper of the Jar Brain of Secret President. RIP Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ U Wuz A REAL N***A!!!!!!!"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ WarbearPuff Most Epic.
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