Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

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Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Grieffon » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:43 pm

"Darth Vader will rise from the ashes.”

It doesn't exactly sound like a good idea...
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Hiryu » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:48 pm

It's also just a rumour.
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Blood Lord » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:12 pm

Pfft.
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Q.U. » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:41 am

And I heard that Cartman will be Luke's son.
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Asmodai » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:17 pm

Didn't Harrison Ford say something about being interested in returning as Han Solo?
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Tuor » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:20 pm

That'd be hilarious
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Q.U. » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:40 pm

I think Sean Connery should play Yoda.


And Keanu Reeves should play Luke.


Oh and make Nicolas Cage play Jar Jar. It's only fitting that the best worst actor gets to play as the best worst character of the series.
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Blood Lord » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:39 pm

Sean Connery officially retired.
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:08 pm

Yeah.

Doesn't matter for a JOKE, though.
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Tuor » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:09 pm

WOOSH
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Sentios » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:19 pm

Blood Lord wrote:Sean Connery officially retired.


Like someone at his level will ever completely retire.

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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Q.U. » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:28 am

Same with Keanu.

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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby EagleMan » Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:15 am

They're probably just going to do a story much later in the future or in the past. Let them be free of other lore constraints and create a completely original story with the same basic background as the other films.
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Hiryu » Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:16 am

I do believe they already said it would have no connection to the Skywalkers.
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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Postby Valhallen » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:24 am

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