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Re: What If...?

Postby Bastard » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:17 pm

Ah, the yes magic. Thats powerful stuff you got there. Did you read the owners manual?
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Re: What If...?

Postby Jingle Males » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:17 pm

Come on Bastard, I think it's timw to fess up, she's waiting for you to make the move.
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Re: What If...?

Postby Bastard » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:20 pm

? Do what? Who?
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Re: What If...?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:21 pm

what if we were caught in a landslide and had no escape from reality?
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Re: What If...?

Postby Tuor » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:24 pm

What if we open our eyes, look up to the skies and see?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: What If...?

Postby Bastard » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:26 pm

Wouldn't it be easy come, easy go? Or little high, little low?
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Re: What If...?

Postby Tuor » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:27 pm

But then any way the wind blew it wouldn't really matter
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: What If...?

Postby Bastard » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:29 pm

Wait, you just killed a man??
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Re: What If...?

Postby Mir@k » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:30 pm

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Eenie, meeny, miney, moe How many bitches from the club want go I know you see it, I know you see it I'm like eenie, meeny, miney, moe How many niggaz in the club want go I know you see it, I know you see it
Now you can call me tip drill, they playin' my songs Throw a couple ones, then she throw away her thongs When she bust it open, take a picture with my phone She love my cologne, call it perk body zone
Now she pussy poppin', yeah, it's goin' down Slap the waitress on the booty, tell her get another round And when I make it rain, money all over the ground Fresh Force Ones, Sean John buttoned down
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Eenie, meeny, miney, moe How many bitches from the club want go I know you see it, I know you see it I'm like bim bam, I know you want some She chewin' on the dick like a piece of bubble yum I know you see it, I know you see it
I'm like eenie, meeny, miney, moe How many niggaz in the club want go I know you see it, I know you see it Then I'm like bim bam, I know you want some You chewin' on the pussy like a piece of bubble yum I know you see it, I know you see it
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I ain't talkin' kush nigga, talkin' the rat race So many to choose from, give 'em all a lil' taste Got a house full of pussy, the madame of hip-hop My bitches are superstars, so gushy you need a mop, yeah
Eenie, meeny, miney, moe How many bitches from the club want go I know you see it, I know you see it I'm like bim bam, I know you want some She chewin' on the dick like a piece of bubble yum I know you see it, I know you see it
I'm like eenie, meeny, miney, moe How many niggaz in the club want go I know you see it, I know you see it Then I'm like bim bam, I know you want some You chewin' on the pussy like a piece of bubble yum I know you see it, I know you see it
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Eenie, meeny, miney, moe How many bitches from the club want go I know you see it, I know you see it I'm like bim bam, I know you want some She chewin' on the dick like a piece of bubble yum I know you see it, I know you see it
I'm like eenie, meeny, miney, moe How many niggaz in the club want go I know you see it, I know you see it
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Re: What If...?

Postby Tuor » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:30 pm

Ya, I put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: What If...?

Postby Jingle Males » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:31 pm

Bastard wrote:? Do what? Who?

Confess your love to Warbearchan
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Re: What If...?

Postby Bastard » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:32 pm

But your life had just begun, Tour!

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Bastard wrote:? Do what? Who?

Confess your love to Warbearchan


I would, but Id be lying...
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Re: What If...?

Postby Tuor » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:33 pm

yup, but now I've gone and thrown it all away
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: What If...?

Postby Bastard » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:35 pm

Did you mean to make her cry?
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Re: What If...?

Postby Jingle Males » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:35 pm

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Re: What If...?

Postby Tuor » Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:36 pm

Ya, I actually did
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: What If...?

Postby Bastard » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:00 pm

Well then. Nicely done
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Re: What If...?

Postby Panty Anarchy » Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:48 am

Male Brooks wrote:What if Bastard finally confesed his love for his sempai Warbear?

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Re: What If...?

Postby Panty Anarchy » Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:48 am

Male Brooks wrote:Come on Bastard, I think it's timw to fess up, she's waiting for you to make the move.

WAIT, SHE?
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Re: What If...?

Postby Panty Anarchy » Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:49 am

Also, it's Senpai, you fuckwad.
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Re: What If...?

Postby Bastard » Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:06 am

Hmm... I dont know where to go from here...
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Re: What If...?

Postby BeeAre » Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:57 pm

EagleMan wrote:
Bastard wrote:"What if when you walk into a room and instantly forget what your doing, its the Men In Black erasing an alien from your mind?"

Just something stupid and irrelevant to thiink about. I thought they were rather creative.

Well, besides the MIB thing, that actually is a quirk of memory that's been studied. It's situational memory. You might forget what you were supposed to be doing as soon as you enter a different room.
Memory and Cognition


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scientific journal research.

...that doesn't seem to exist. oh god it's like the cat neo saw all over again

Bastard wrote:Hmm... I dont know where to go from here...


Maybe you just forgot when you got to the page. ◕✿
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Re: What If...?

Postby Blood Lord » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:38 pm

What if this thread made sense?
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Re: What If...?

Postby BeeAre » Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:37 pm

Blood Lord wrote:What if this thread made sense?


your mom makes cents when i PUT MY DICK UP IN HER

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Re: What If...?

Postby Bastard » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:41 am

I hate it when that happens... Also, how are you, Mr. BR?
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