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what do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

Postby Riz » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:48 pm

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Re: what do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

Postby Glacial Expanse » Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:50 pm

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Re: what do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

Postby Asmodai » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:32 pm

I laughed

But that shouldn't be a surprise by now

I'm way to easily amused
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Re: what do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:40 pm

HEY ASMO!
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Re: what do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:41 pm

HEY ASMO!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Re: what do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

Postby Asmodai » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:43 pm

The second one made me smile
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Re: what do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:45 pm

Okay so dead jokes aren't effective...
WE'RE NARROWING IT DOWN
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Re: what do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

Postby DaCrum » Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:19 pm

That was also an anti-joke. Maybe that was the issue.
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