why did the witch break up with the ghost?

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:07 pm

thst bear looks way too young to be you.
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:11 pm

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:13 pm

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Maru » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:50 pm

What does a fat ghost almost never do?

Exorcise.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Riz » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:52 pm

HEY

get your own thread for your bad jokes

this is MY bad joke thread
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Maru » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:09 pm

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:13 pm

Riz wrote:HEY

get your own thread for your bad jokes

this is MY bad joke thread


"EVERYBODY BETRAYED ME I FED UP WITH THIS WORLD"

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Panty Anarchy » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:57 pm

Princess Stuff wrote:oh jesus christ

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:07 pm

Rosso Rose wrote:
Riz wrote:HEY

get your own thread for your bad jokes

this is MY bad joke thread


"EVERYBODY BETRAYED ME I FED UP WITH THIS WORLD"

Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp

I can be funny by shouting random quotes too!
"You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay."
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:08 pm

Get it? It's from a movie!
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:54 pm

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Riz » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:55 pm

I GET IT!
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:03 am

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Musicmac » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:16 am

my brain just turned into oatmeal
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:28 am

What flavor?
Apple?
CINEMOOOOON!?
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:56 am

What does an old man do on tumblr?

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Numa430 » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:40 am

Can i voldemort on your chamber of secrets :3
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:07 pm

Male Brooks wrote:
Rosso Rose wrote:
Riz wrote:HEY

get your own thread for your bad jokes

this is MY bad joke thread


"EVERYBODY BETRAYED ME I FED UP WITH THIS WORLD"

Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp

I can be funny by shouting random quotes too!
"You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay."
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Actually, I kinda do like them.

...Except that Chris Martin dissed Radiohead. So no I don't.

And I wasn't even trying to be funny. Why people think I try to be funny is a mystery to me (it's stupid they even do), and I also hate 9GAG.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Rough Giraffe » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:04 pm

What do you get when you cross a steaming load with a boxer?

A shitty punchline.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Panty Anarchy » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:11 pm

Numa Katzroy wrote:Can i voldemort on your chamber of secrets :3

The better joke here: "Would you let my basilisk slither into your chamber of secrets?"
The one you made was just bad.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Tuor » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:14 pm

Ya, no innuendo. Bad joke, would not read again,
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:36 pm

What's the dessert you can never finish?

Pi.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby DaCrum » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:38 pm

So I went to go get dinner today, ya know, some good Vietnamese cuisine. It was colder today, so I felt some soup was in order. Well, since it was such a long day, I was hoping maybe I could get some charity, ya know? So I asked my server "Hey, is there any way I could get my meal for free?" And he responded "Sorry, but I just don't give a pho."
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Musicmac » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:19 am

What did the Chinese man say when he bought too much rice?
Nothing, Chinese people never buy anything. :U
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Numa430 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:43 pm

There was a clown and a mime who walk to a bar, the clown said "bartender, my friend needs some water".
The bartender said "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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