why did the witch break up with the ghost?

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why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Riz » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:01 pm

because he had a HOLLOW WEEN!!
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Asmodai » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:05 pm

Damn it, stop making me feel stupid for laughing at these
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Riz » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:06 pm

:3
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:09 pm

Stop making me feel stupid because these are bad jokes.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Riz » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:10 pm

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby narutodesu » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:43 pm

Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Princess » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:51 pm

oh jesus christ

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Saint Soul » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:52 pm

We are not amused.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Fievel » Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:59 pm

Heh.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby DaCrum » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:03 pm

Goddamnit Liz.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Morpheus » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:30 pm

This reminded me of when punky was around.
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:30 pm

Too late.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Mir@k » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:21 pm

yah
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Hiryu » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:26 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:Stop making me feel stupid because these are bad jokes.
Now this was funny.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Mir@k » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:28 pm

i liked the op's joke that she made
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby DaCrum » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:30 pm

I thought it was funny as well. Hence the goddamnit.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Asmodai » Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:34 pm

I laughed at it
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:36 pm

And then hiryu was more disappoint
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:17 pm

Princess Stuff wrote:oh jesus christ

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lol

This was funny.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Princess » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:28 pm

So glad I amuse you.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:31 pm

It's not hard to amuse someone after that steaming pile of shit Lily calls a joke.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Princess » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:40 pm

My comment was sarcasm, but I can agree with that.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:56 pm

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:03 pm

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I actualy find lily's jokes very amusing because i make Spanish puns all the time.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:04 pm

That picture is a total invasion of privacy.
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