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Re: I am truly happy right now

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:00 am

So it could have either aged like fine wine, or like milk.
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Re: I am truly happy right now

Postby Mir@k » Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:36 pm

Mummified weed doesn't really retain the high much and it becomes ash and fog very quickly, usually tasting like old furniture. Granted it depends on the way it was storaged, but if in an airless glass container weed older than 6 years old is almost unenjoyable then it better be weed sealed with some kind of lost wisdom about storage from another era like, found in a pharaoh's tomb or some ancient jamaican graves etc.
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Re: I am truly happy right now

Postby BeeAre » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:16 pm

A Jamaican Pharaoh who mixed his brain's ashes into his weed and had it vacuum sealed in honey for six thousand years so that when you take the sterile honey (lifting the layer of dirt off the top to get to the perfectly palatable honey underneath the dirt) you gain immediate Jamaican Pharaoh Powers

Roll joints with your mind, turn any plant into weed, induces weed high into anyone you can see.

Truly A Weed King's Powers.
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Re: I am truly happy right now

Postby Mir@k » Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:24 pm

That is good br. Keep doing just that.
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Re: I am truly happy right now

Postby Mir@k » Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:25 pm

No homo nigga, but that post there? Brain massage.
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Re: I am truly happy right now

Postby Riz » Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:34 pm

NO.

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Re: I am truly happy right now

Postby BeeAre » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:10 pm

a bit of homo, a touch of no homo, and a dash of cumulus.
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Re: I am truly happy right now

Postby Mir@k » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:15 pm

i need more brain massage stuff
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Re: I am truly happy right now

Postby BeeAre » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:40 am

i'm on vicodin, my brain is too busy being massaged. go get some weed from your Weed Consortium. or would you call it a Weed Symposium? or a Ouija? (get it???????????) and i'm using the lazy scary-faced luigi meme pronunciation that people give it, not the technically precise dip. Weed-gy. FUCK. see. this is why I can't do any brain massaging okay. I'm high nigga u know what it do, shee-it.
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Re: I am truly happy right now

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:17 am

this is the best thing i ever read. i love this, im jelly but at least im in my own little cult as well... not as awesome tho.
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