So it could have either aged like fine wine, or like milk.

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"Cogito, ergo vos es eggo." A.K.A. "I think, therefore you are a waffle."

Mummified weed doesn't really retain the high much and it becomes ash and fog very quickly, usually tasting like old furniture. Granted it depends on the way it was storaged, but if in an airless glass container weed older than 6 years old is almost unenjoyable then it better be weed sealed with some kind of lost wisdom about storage from another era like, found in a pharaoh's tomb or some ancient jamaican graves etc.

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A Jamaican Pharaoh who mixed his brain's ashes into his weed and had it vacuum sealed in honey for six thousand years so that when you take the sterile honey (lifting the layer of dirt off the top to get to the perfectly palatable honey underneath the dirt) you gain immediate Jamaican Pharaoh Powers

Roll joints with your mind, turn any plant into weed, induces weed high into anyone you can see.

Truly A Weed King's Powers.

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Bleedcomics Staff Writer/Editor, , and Keeper of the Jar Brain of Secret President. RIP Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ U Wuz A REAL N***A!!!!!!!
"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ Warbear
Puff Most Epic.

That is good br. Keep doing just that.

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No homo nigga, but that post there? Brain massage.

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NO.

ALL the homo.

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

a bit of homo, a touch of no homo, and a dash of cumulus.

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Bleedcomics Staff Writer/Editor, , and Keeper of the Jar Brain of Secret President. RIP Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ U Wuz A REAL N***A!!!!!!!
"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ Warbear
Puff Most Epic.

i need more brain massage stuff

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i'm on vicodin, my brain is too busy being massaged. go get some weed from your Weed Consortium. or would you call it a Weed Symposium? or a Ouija? (get it???????????) and i'm using the lazy scary-faced luigi meme pronunciation that people give it, not the technically precise dip. Weed-gy. FUCK. see. this is why I can't do any brain massaging okay. I'm high nigga u know what it do, shee-it.

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Bleedcomics Staff Writer/Editor, , and Keeper of the Jar Brain of Secret President. RIP Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ U Wuz A REAL N***A!!!!!!!
"We're quite aware of this. BR is no happy rainbow face man. He is simply our neighborhood best fucking poster." ~ Warbear
Puff Most Epic.

this is the best thing i ever read. i love this, im jelly but at least im in my own little cult as well... not as awesome tho.

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Captain Riz: the only person who doesn't know LD is gay is LD.
Hiroko: You monster.