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Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Onizaru » Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:50 am

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Actually this is a picture taken by a friend of the damage done by the typhoon in Okinawa-shi

Car you need to go home. You are drunk. It is illegal to drive on the fence.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Mathias » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:00 am

How did it not even topple the fence over? 0.o
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Grey » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:30 am

japanese fence engineering is hundreds of years ahead of us
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Mathias » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:32 am

The majority of the cars in Japan appear to be white...
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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:57 am

Well that gave me a good morning chuckle.

That car needs a good night's rest and a fresh can of oil to get back on it's tires.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:46 pm

That looks cool.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Rough Giraffe » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:12 pm

Spider car,
Spider car,
Does whatever a
spider car does
Can he swing
from a web?
No, he can't
he's a car
Look ouuuut
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Birdofterror » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:15 pm

I love how there are no skidmarks that would indicate it crashed into that position, and the headlights are still on.

The logistics of this car accident are baffling.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Tuor » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:05 pm

Read the sentence right under the picture
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Onizaru » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:56 pm

I feel like some type of asian drivers joke should be made too considering this is okinawa.
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Postby Onizaru » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:59 pm

Also using apple maps joke.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:11 pm

LOL WOMAN DRIVERS AM I RIGHT?
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Valhallen » Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:30 am

Mathias wrote:The majority of the cars in Japan appear to be white...
Not a majority, but most are grayscale or silver. It's some kind of cultural thing.
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:10 am

Well it's Okinawa so it must be a ninja car or something.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Asmodai » Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:02 pm

You think that's bad?

Silly car, you cant fly
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby BeeAre » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:32 pm

Riz wrote:LOL WOMAN DRIVERS AM I RIGHT?


WOMAN ASIAN DRIVES BWUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby BeeAre » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:34 pm

Valhallen wrote:
Mathias wrote:The majority of the cars in Japan appear to be white...
Not a majority, but most are grayscale or silver. It's some kind of cultural thing.


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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Grieffon » Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:05 pm

Somewhat related

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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Mathias » Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:22 pm

Guess I'll never know what is somewhat related.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:44 pm

Oh yeah, I remember that gif.

I still wonder if it was fake.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Onizaru » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:16 am

Asmodai wrote:You think that's bad?

Silly car, you cant fly

Holy shiet I think that is the same base/camp place.

Here is the aftermath from the flying car.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Onizaru » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:18 am

JK it is a different part of Okinawa
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