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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Doctress Who » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:05 pm

Stuff wrote:I don't care if you're short. I'm just not gonna date you.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:08 pm

I'm sure her standards are different for dating girls :c she wouldn't date me cuz I'm taller than her
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:29 pm

Riz wrote:I'm sure her standards are different for dating girls :c she wouldn't date me cuz I'm taller than her

Also you couldn't out drink her.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:45 pm

Riz wrote:exhibit C

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MORE COCK THAN SMITH AND WESSON
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"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:48 pm

Gina (the one you met) is as short as you, Doc!
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Doctress Who » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:52 pm

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:53 pm

so don't be sad... GET GLAD!
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:53 pm

Don't worry, be happy.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Mathias » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:55 pm

Stuff wrote:so don't be sad... GET GLAD!

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:57 pm

thank you.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:44 am

I wonder how much I could drink if I actually paced myself? Last time I went drinking was fun. A casual 4 beers. But the time before was pretty bad... Drank too much too fast.

Hey Stuff, who do you think could actually out drink you on the forums?
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Grey » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:45 am

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:48 am

sorry Grey, I think you're skinnier than Stuff. it'd never work.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:51 am

Weight doesn't factor all too much into it. It's just one of many.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:51 am

that's not what I was talking about.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:52 am

Oh, that.

I thought that was your issue with people? At least with Stuff.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:55 am

UGH.

Stuff wrote:I will not date you if you are skinnier or shorter than me.


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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Grey » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:03 pm

y'all niggaz just jelly of how svelte i am
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:04 pm

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:10 pm

I'm aerodynamically curvaceous
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:14 pm

Grey and Whatis can probably outdrink me. I think me and Tuor are about on the same level.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:15 pm

if I had enough practice i could keep pace with you
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:16 pm

I have no pace.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:16 pm

Also, the last person to attempt that, we were going shot for shot... and he puked. Everywhere.
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