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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Doctress Who » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:05 pm

Stuff wrote:I don't care if you're short. I'm just not gonna date you.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:08 pm

I'm sure her standards are different for dating girls :c she wouldn't date me cuz I'm taller than her
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:29 pm

Riz wrote:I'm sure her standards are different for dating girls :c she wouldn't date me cuz I'm taller than her

Also you couldn't out drink her.
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:45 pm

Riz wrote:exhibit C

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:48 pm

Gina (the one you met) is as short as you, Doc!
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Doctress Who » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:52 pm

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:53 pm

so don't be sad... GET GLAD!
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:53 pm

Don't worry, be happy.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Mathias » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:55 pm

Stuff wrote:so don't be sad... GET GLAD!

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:57 pm

thank you.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:44 am

I wonder how much I could drink if I actually paced myself? Last time I went drinking was fun. A casual 4 beers. But the time before was pretty bad... Drank too much too fast.

Hey Stuff, who do you think could actually out drink you on the forums?
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Postby Grey » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:45 am

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:48 am

sorry Grey, I think you're skinnier than Stuff. it'd never work.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:51 am

Weight doesn't factor all too much into it. It's just one of many.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:51 am

that's not what I was talking about.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:52 am

Oh, that.

I thought that was your issue with people? At least with Stuff.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:55 am

UGH.

Stuff wrote:I will not date you if you are skinnier or shorter than me.


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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Grey » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:03 pm

y'all niggaz just jelly of how svelte i am
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:04 pm

fo sho'
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Postby Grey » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:08 pm

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:10 pm

I'm aerodynamically curvaceous
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:14 pm

Grey and Whatis can probably outdrink me. I think me and Tuor are about on the same level.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:15 pm

if I had enough practice i could keep pace with you
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:16 pm

I have no pace.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:16 pm

Also, the last person to attempt that, we were going shot for shot... and he puked. Everywhere.
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